"And remember, groove *is* in the heart."
I hate forward text messages, so you should already know that I will hate forward picture mail also.
It seriously amazes me how stupid some people are. (I'll be 27 in a few months; I feel like the bottomlessness of some people's stupidity should have stopped amazing/surprising/shocking me by now.)
My New Year's was pretty much ruined because of someone who was being a complete asshole.
I really don’t like when people I’m close with have birthdays close together or near holidays.
For once, I actually don’t like anyone right now.
I’m not really good for relationships, and I don’t really want one at all right now.
When I’m listening to music I don’t always sing along with it out loud.
I seriously could use a break from everything around me.
Some qualities that I know I have, when I see it in someone I’m around it will completely piss me off. (Eh... Not really. I know there's a cliche of "you hate in others what you hate about yourself," but I think that's a really self-righteous thing to say, honestly. Like, "I know I'm not perfect, but I expect you to be!" Well, if I'm not perfect --and believe me, I am a severely and deeply flawed person-- how dare I expect anyone else to be?)
There is someone I really want to see right now.
I’ve recently had a conversation with someone who tends to talk a lot. (My niece, but she's adorable and only five, so she gets a pass.)
I will ignore someone once they get me upset. (It depends on what they got me upset about. If they insulted or threatened me, then yes. If I'm just in a funk, then no.)
I blush really easily.
The sound of someone popping a balloon bothers me.
I swear I will go deaf before my time is up.
I listen to my iPod when I’m in the shower always. (Actually, when I'm in the bath. Which is how I killed the headphone jack on my last phone, so I really shouldn't.)
Sometimes when I start thinking back to situations of my past the emotions I felt then will come flooding back to me.
I get along with more people on my mom’s side of the family rather than my dad.
I seriously don’t think Megan Fox is that pretty or that talented.
I have changed into a few different outfits before making up what I actually wanna wear for that day.
I own some really short shorts. (Chub rub, yo. Shorts are my enemies.)
I’ve been too shy to tell a guy I liked him or even tried going for him more than one time.
I was outshined by one of my sisters a lot growing up. (I don't have a sister.)
In one relationship I was in we were the definition of opposites attracting. (And also proof that even if opposites do attract, they don't last.)
I find it funny that people will turn to if something is ‘Facebook official’ for clarification on things like relationships.
I don’t get why parents who have twins insist on having their names sound similar or start with the same letter.
I think southern accents are too cute.
I’m not, and never will be, that person who writes everything on a calendar or makes lists for everything.
A lot of people come to me, because they know I’ll help and that I’m not gonna say shit. (Anyone who bolds this is a liar. No one having a hard time seeks out someone for blunt honesty. They want people to give them tea and sympathy, and that's fine; in a lot of cases, you need tea and sympathy in order to hear the truth.)
It bugs me a lot when people always have to make something about them.
Recently I’ve been running into a lot of people from school, and it’s really weird.
My mom uses coupons when she does grocery shopping, all the time.
I don’t see the need to always be talking in a conversation, I don’t mind silence.
I don’t care for the stores at all, but I think hollister and abercrombie is really hot on a guy.
I will laugh at any guy who wears skinny jeans, please leave that for girls.
I’m pretty sure i wouldn’t get along with my siblings if they weren’t in my family.
It takes a lot for me to get out of a bad mood once I’m in one. (I'm rather capricious; I can and will swing between "everything is awesome!" and "KILL ALL HUMANS" at least a dozen times in the course of one day. And yes, I have wondered if I'm bipolar or have some other mood disorder before. Besides my diagnosed clinical depression, I mean.)
Don’t sit there and try to add your opinion to something when you’ve never tried it to know.
People love to mess with me because apparently my reaction to things is amusing.
I’d rather drink and have a good buzz feelin’ good, then be completely wasted making a complete ass of myself.
More than one person in my family is a legit alcoholic.
I joke around a lot, and for some reason there’s a lot of people who take it too serious and get their feelings hurt.
I myself can never tell when someone is being serious or whether they’re joking.
I don’t understand why people text with complete grammar and don’t short hand anything. (Uh... 'Cause we were adults or older teens when texting started to be the primary form of communication and we weren't raised with txtspk? Like, I remember getting yelled at by my mom because I'd always go over the texting plan, and the fact that she legitimately rejoiced when unlimited texting plans became a thing.)
I’m really good at writing.
I’m scared to death about losing my best friend.
If you hurt my feelings, as bad as it is, I will not give a fuck about how bad I hurt yours in return. (This is another "depends" thing. A former "friend" threw a screencap tantrum all over my Facebook a few days ago --and this is someone I'd known for ten years, not someone I just added from a fan group-- and I'm actually rather regretting that I didn't save a few of her nasty texts in which she talked behind her other friends' backs to me, because I'd have returned the favor with interest and gloried while she tried to cover her stupid ass, especially since what she said about them to me was a thousand times worse than anything I've ever said to her. THAT's how pissed I was with her. Now, I don't give a fuck; karma is a bitch, and she's on patrol.)
I have a niece, who means the world to me.
I’ve become a lot closer to some people in my life.
For some reason my parents torture me with having some extremely embarrassing pictures of me when I was a kid.
I’m really oblivious to things.
I’ve told a story or a joke, and I myself ended up being the only person cracking up about it.
I’m terrified of growing old and losing my memory.
I’m really tired of being screwed over by people.
I have a reputation to people around here, but it isn’t me at all. (*psh* I'm not on LJ enough to have a reputation, as far as I know.)
Looks can only get you so far, for me personality means a whole lot more.
Shallow people really bother me a lot. (Hypocrites and backstabbers bother me more, though. Shallow people are kind of irritating, but they're usually too self-absorbed to do much harm.)
Trust me when I say to leave me the fuck alone, cause you won’t like what I have to say to you.
I’ve been told by a lot of people that I’m nothing like my friends. (...I don't really understand this one. People tend to gravitate towards others who are like them. I know I do.)
I don’t really open up to a lot of people, but my best friend knows more than anyone else in the world about me. (The fact that he's stuck around is a testament to the kind of awesomesauce guy he is, because I can be a stone-cold raging cunt, and believe me, he's seen it.)
There’s someone that I really want to just go off on. (And trust me, she deserves it.)
I don’t know how to help someone who cries around me, it makes me feel like shit too.
I’m constantly messing up my sleeping schedule.
I don’t count middle school dating as real relationships, I almost don’t count 9th or 10th grade ones either. (This one's complicated. On the one hand, yes, I think you're too young to know what you want or need from a relationship at that age. On the other, that's why these kind of relationships exist in the first place. You aren't going to know how to swim unless you jump in the water, so how are you going to know how to be in a relationship if you don't have a couple of shallow, go-nowhere ones first?)
A lot of people who pass judgment on me are usually always wrong. (But since they're not usually the ones paying my bills or rent or car payment, I really couldn't give a frozen fuck.)
Nothing pisses me off worse than when someone is wasting my time.
I repeat myself a lot. Sorry.
I hate waking up to text messages and phone calls. (Phone calls, yes, because the people who would wake me up by calling me know to only do that if there is Really Bad Shit going down. Like, someone's in the hospital, dying, or dead. But text messages I like. Unless it's my automated bank text telling me that I'm about to be broke.)
I really hate the Jonas Brothers.
My digital camera has 5 mega pixels. (14, actually, and I don't use it nearly as often as I'd like.)
I own John Lennon-like sunglasses.
I have a laptop. (I get the feeling this survey is, like Stonehenge ancient. Anyway. I have a Toshiba Satellite, which I'm using at the moment, and I just finished fixing and improving the Lenovo ThinkPad that was included with my college's financial aid package, to send to a friend whose computer is rapidly dying.)
^With Windows Vista Premium. (I'd type some sort of derisive laughter, but I'm using Windows 8. Fuck Windows 8. I'm about thisclose to backing everything up and installing 7.)
I’m completely in love with The Beatles. (Not completely, but I do like them.)
I hate wearing shorts, but I’ll wear them if it’s extremely hot and sunny outside. (Not even then, because chub rub.)
My phone has a flashing envelope indicator on the front to let me know I have a new text or voicemail message.
^It’s a Nextel.
^I use my two-way often.
^I don’t have custom ringtones; just the ones that came with the phone. (Okay, seriously; how old is this flarkin' survey? Nextel?! Anyway. My custom tone is "Push It" by Garbage.)
I’m usually really quiet unless I’m surrounded by my friends.
^The majority of my friends are younger than me. (Actually, by and large, my friends are older than me.)
I graduated high school this year.
I started college in September.
^I’m not dorming; I’m commuting.
It’s disgustingly cold weather outside. (Worse: It's disgustingly hot. I despise summer.)
I live in Pennsylvania.
^NEPA, to be exact.
I’m 18.
I have three cats.
I’m single.
^But I might like someone.
I simply love Rock Band.
^I pwn at bass guitar.
^Actually, I’m fairly good at all the instruments.
I don’t own a next gen console like the majority of the world. (I own an FC Twin, which plays both NES and SNES games. However, it is Le Brokded and I can't fix it. BOO.)
^But my sibling does.
^I still use my Playstation 2, however.
My favorite Playstation 3 game is Assassin’s Creed.
My favorite X-Box 360 game is Halo 3.
^I played it at a friend’s house.
I still like to play old school games on old school systems and handhelds.
^Super Mario on the NES.
^Pokémon Blue on the Gameboy.
^Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64. (I so want an N64. And I really want Goldeneye on it. After the week I've been having, a FPS would be a welcome distraction. Not that I'd say no to Ocarina of Time, though.)
I constantly feel like I have to eat.
My texting limit is 300 texts a month.
I’m obsessed with computer smiley faces.
I have a problem with admitting that I’m wrong.
I like staying up really late for no reason.
I already had my graduation party.
^And it was a blast.
I have a class ring that I never wear.
I like to wear necklaces and bracelets.
I used to wear earrings but my piercings filled in. (Also, I have some pretty gnarly metal allergies, so the holes would always be sore and infected. Even when I was using "hypoallergenic" studs.)
I like my dad’s side of the family more than my mom’s.
I have my own personal xanga. (Xanga, really? Aaaaaancient.)
^I also have other survey sites.
I like going on hikes with friends.
I like going on long walks, with or without friends.
My friends and I have a special place that we named and called our own.
^But it’s obviously not “ours” as it’s a public place.
I don’t shave every day like most girls do. (I'm pretty sure most girls don't actually shave every day.)
^I only do if I’m going somewhere.
I have DirecTV Satellite.
^I get mad when there’s no signal and I can’t watch TV.
I still watch cartoons. (Archer ftw!)
I watch harmless, real people comedies, too.
I like the smell of rain.
I wear glasses.
I have brown eyes. (Green-hazel, thank ya.)
I have brown hair.
^I’ve dyed it darker.
^And I’ve dyed it lighter. (I have also dyed it fire-engine red, "chocolate cherry" red, blue, and purple.)
^I had blonde highlights.
I don’t like buying brand name clothing.
I have a short attention span.
I’m always using chapstick.
I’ve gone all the way to third base with a boy. (Honey cakes, I have gone all the way around the bases, around the stadium, around the block the stadium is on, and through the backdoor. ...I'm sorry; this survey was clearly written by a middle schooler and I am mean.)
I take way too many pictures.
I’m fairly bored now.
1- I suck at telling jokes. Either nobody gets it, or I give it all away.
2- My significant other’s car has beige leather seats.
3- I don’t think I’ve ever successfully kept a New Year’s resolution before.
4- My sibling’s cell phone number ends with an odd number. (I actually don't know. See, my brother and I don't like each other, so we don't text or call each other unless there's an emergency.)
5- I’ve had a significant other’s parent openly disapprove of our relationship.
6- I would never enter my daughter into a beauty contest, no matter how high her chances of winning were. (Not unless she wanted to, and ONLY if there was a "no wigs, no makeup, no fake teeth, no dressing your child up into a pedophile's wet dream/TLC trainwreck" policy.)
7- I have kissed less than three people on the lips.
8- It’s hard to describe my style. I’ll wear basically anything I find cute and flattering.
9- I do, however, dress a lot more towards the feminine side.
10- I’m glad I’m not allergic to seafood because I love it so much.
11- I hated the ending of the New Moon movie. It was too abrupt.
12- Babycaked and Hippielifestyle are two of my favourite sites to get Xanga layouts from.
13- Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK” is extremely catchy yet also extremely annoying at the same time.
14- Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA”, however, is just extremely annoying. (Ugh, this is making me feel old. The pop stars I know are basically Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, OneRepublic, and Kendrick Lamar.)
15- When I say “lol” on IM, it usually means that I have nothing else to say.
16- And if I’m really laughing, I’ll type something like “HAHAHAHA” or “LOLOLOLOL”.
17- I used to like the Jonas Brothers, but not anymore.
18- The My Heart version of Justin Bieber’s “One Time” is so much better than the original.
19- My main ringtone is a Boys Like Girls song.
20- I can’t stand people who constantly boast about getting wasted. It’s not cool at all. (I mean, I've been good and tanked before, but I was also 21 and sowing my wild oats. I really don't see anything appealing about going to work hungover, especially since I work on a computer all day.)
21- I love reading random fun facts even though they won’t really get my anywhere in life.
22- I don’t really like the “Retweet” function on Twitter.
23- I can be quite stubborn and hard to convince sometimes.
24- I absolutely abhor people who deliberately put others down in order to make themselves look better.
25- I’ve changed my cell phone number more than two times.