~~~~~

[pretenshi]

I return, my lovely brawlers. Don't ask where, and don't look at what is beneath your bed tonight. Nothing of interest lies therein.

How are you idiots doing? Have a pathetic attempt at smalltalk.

For those, sadly misinformed, the name is Niou Masaharu. Keeper to the one you all know as Beloved 'Kayamoroll, or Akaya. Whatever. NICE TO MEET YOU. I

Comments

[x_insensate_x]

You're weird.

[pretenshi]

Are we playing it this way? Well then.

You're fat~

[x_insensate_x]

Not as fat as your ego.

[pretenshi]

Not as fat as your loli complex.

Have we met?

[run_betch_run]

I suppose most of the men in my fandom play tennis too. If they can even be considered men.

[pretenshi]

Do they? And here we thought we were unique.

[run_betch_run]

Everyone's unique.

[pretenshi]

Are you going to give me a speech on self-esteem~? With that face?

[upyourscolonel]

Joke's on YOU, my bed is just a mattress on the floor.

[pretenshi]

Oh no. Foiled again.

[phantom_lefty]

YOU'RE NOT MY KEEPER.

[pretenshi]

'Kaya, Behave.

[phantom_lefty]

Shut up! I'm not 'Kayamoroll, either!

[speedykazu]

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YOU ARE NOT ME.

[upyourscolonel]

Kick his ass.

[speedykazu]

I was thinking about it.

[upyourscolonel]

You should totally do it.