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[preternaturaly]

There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Dad's alien friends finally wanted him back. So they abducted all of us an brought us all here! But don't worry! I'm going to go find the other aliens now, and get to the bottom of this, and we should all return home shortly!

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[foolish_lord]

LITTLE SISTER! You're alright!

Do you think that's really what happened? ...Why didn't Father tell us he was friends with aliens?

[preternaturaly]

...Oh, you're here too. I thought for sure the aliens would leave you behind.

Of course that's what happened! And he isn't just friends with aliens, he is an alien! But he's been trying to hide it so we all don't get our memory erased!

[foolish_lord]

Of course I am! Family sticks together!

Then does that make us all part-alien? *gasp* Does Mother know?

[preternaturaly]

...Right! Family!

Of course that's what we are! Ever wondered why we don't look anything alike? It's because we're all half-alien. And, as for Mother... well, let's say she's in denial.

[violetandgold]

Goddammit! I'm not a motherfucking alien!

[preternaturaly]

Of course not!

[esprit_decorps]

[preternaturaly]

[esprit_decorps]

[preternaturaly]

[flower_eyedgirl]

Haruhi...Your father is not an Alien..We're a magical family but we are not aliens...or zombies..

[preternaturaly]

Of course Mother~! I totally believe you!

[flower_eyedgirl]

But then how do you think you came to be born sweetie?

[preternaturaly]

Magic, Duh! It also explains why none of us look anything alike! It was all magic!

[fenrir_puppy]

Aliens huh?

Hate to burst you bubble but this has magic written ALL over it.

[preternaturaly]

Don't ruin my fun!

[fenrir_puppy]

Hehe, right so aliens then. What could the possibly want with this Father of yours? And if they wanted HIM sooo bad why did they take you too?

[preternaturaly]

Because Daddy's actually an alien! And so of course they wanted me and my stupid siblings, we're all cross-breeds! And we're magical too!