LOG: Saeki-Ootori
LOG: Saeki-Ootori. In a whale. Kingdom Hearts meets PoT with special guest appearances.
Saeki: *In a whale* ...
Ootori: *...also in a whale!*
Saeki: *dark in the whale* Shishido?
Ootori: Shishido? Where? *looks around*
Saeki: *trips over a piece of shipwreck debris and touches something wet* Oh my god.
Ootori: Who is that? *holds out his arms and stumbles around blindly*
Saeki: Who are you? Where am I? *stands up and wipes hands on trousers*
Ootori: Ummmm, I'm Ootori and I have no idea where I am! Or how I even got here!
Saeki: *goes quiet and mentally "asjkgfjkfhsaflas"s *
Ootori: *worried* Hello?
Saeki: *tries to find an exit and just touches slimy walls* Urgh ew.
Ootori: Who are you??
Saeki: That's really not important right now. We need to find a way out.
Ootori: Umm, ok! Do you know where we even are?
Saeki: ...Somewhere sticky and smells of fish.
Ootori: Well. I could have told you that!
Saeki: *gags from smell and holds sleeve over his nose* I was going to meet someone and then I was suddenly here.
Ootori: I was going to violin practice! This is really weird!
Ootori: I knew I should have got a GreatestJournal! Stuff like this never happens in fandoms there! : (
Saeki: *has no words for Ootori's priorities* *stands in something that squelches*
Ootori: What was that??
Saeki: I don't know but I hope it doesn't bite.
Ootori: O.O Bite?
Saeki: It feels... *pokes with toe of his shoe* ...Alive.
Ootori: Stamp on it or something!!
Saeki: ... Hmm. *STAMPS*
Ootori: *waits*
Monstro: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!
Ootori: O__O!!!!
Saeki: O.O AHHHHH.
Ootori: *stumbles backwards and COINCIDENTALLY finds the door to the... oesophagus? Or some OTHER part of Monstro that isn't dark!*
Saeki: *blinks in weird oesophagus light from the doorway*
Ootori: Hey, there's a way out over here! : D
Saeki: Great. *grabs a piece of driftwood and holds it up protectively*
Ootori: *is in the next room and is looking around. But. Um. Hasn't noticed that Saeki is with him yet* This looks a lot like the Monstro level in Kingdom Hearts! This is so awesome!
Saeki: *follows with diftwood at the ready* Uh huh. I think we ARE inside Monstro... Chitose and Tachibana were plotting to send us here- But not with- *throws driftwood down with an explosive noise* I'm going to kill them!
Ootori: *jumps at the driftwood and turns around* Oh... it's YOU! >|
Monstro: ROOOOOOOAR!
Saeki: *stumbles and catches Ootori's arm, then jumps back again* Yeah.
Ootori: *is all >O at the arm catching cause EW SAEKI* Well ..hmm.
Saeki: *wipes hand on trousers again and looks around* We have to get out of here.
Ootori: Yeah. We really do. *folds arms and is all grumpy*
Saeki: *looks back and glares* So we can get as far away from each other as possible.
Ootori: Yeah. Well. *looks at the floor*
Saeki: *looks at the saliva-coated ceiling in despair* Of all the people to get stuck in a whale with.
Ootori: It's not like I want to be here with you either!
Saeki: That's obviously the point, but they've taken it too far now. Chitose is going to feel some steel when I get home.
Ootori: *rolls eyes* I'm sure he's quaking in his geta, wherever he is.
Saeki: He should be. *takes out his mobile phone and sees it has no signal*
Ootori: *kicks floor uncomfortably*
Saeki: I can't call him. Maybe he's here too somewhere. Or god knows what Chitose has planned when he arrives at the apartment. *frets*
Ootori: Why am I even here? I didn't do anything!
Saeki: ...
Saeki: Actually, being eaten like this is probably your idea of a good time.
Saeki: *takes a slow step back* A really good time.
Ootori: *scowls* Oh, whatever. It was one story.
Saeki: One psychotic insane story with people getting off while they're getting SUCKED INTO A MONSTER'S BELLY.
Ootori: It got good reviews!! And it was not psychotic!! And neither am I!
Saeki: That's what psychos would say. *picks up driftwood again*
Ootori: *eyes driftwood* Well whatever. I'm going to find a way out of here >|
Saeki: You do that. I'm going this way. *Points toward tonsils* And you can go that way. *Points toward dark cavern of the stomach*
Ootori: I'm not going there!! That's where all the food would go!
Saeki: You can't know that until you go look.
Ootori: Why don't you go that way then?
Saeki: I already chose this other way.
Ootori: Well maybe I chose that way first!
Saeki: You didn't call it first!
Ootori: I called it in my head!
Saeki: That doesn't count. *starts off toward the tonsils, climbing over piles of rotting seaweed, fish bones, and shipwreck*
Ootori: !! You can't leave me on my own! *scuttles after*
Saeki: *stops and points back the other way* Don't follow me!
Ootori: I'm not staying behind to be Monstro food!
Saeki: *carries on and mutters* Why not.
Ootori: *kicks some seaweed at Saeki* Because.
Saeki: *gets seaweed on his shirt* ... *hits a piece of rotten fish-head at Ootori's face*
Ootori: Stop being so lame!
Saeki: *drops driftwood* Don't say that!
Ootori: *folds arms* Why?
Saeki: *glares* Just don't.
Ootori: I can say what I want. I'm going this way! *goes towards the tonsils*
Saeki: *races him silently and determinedly*
Ootori: !! *power walks*
Saeki: *doesn't have the longest legs* Slow down!
Ootori: No! Don't follow me!
Saeki: You're following me! You are SO annoying.
Ootori: So are you!! You're too slow!
Monstro: *BURP*
Ootori: O.O
Saeki: Oh gross! *slaps hands over his nose and mouth*
Ootori: This is the worst day of my life ;_;
Saeki: Really? This is one of my TOP ten. *pushes past him, still holding arm over his nose*
Ootori: What's your worst day then?
Saeki: The night of Kaidoh's party in September and the recent MFLE day.
Ootori: Oh. I don't remember any of those.
Saeki: *glances at him* *looks away and takes a breath and KEEPS WALKING so he doesn't hit him*
Ootori: *picks up driftwood just in case*
Saeki: *sees that out of the corner of his eye* If you hit me with that I won't hold back. In fact, hit me with it, just give me a reason.
Ootori: I'm not hitting you! Yet.
Saeki: *moves away from him* You're an idiot.
Ootori: Yeah? Well... so's your face! *walks past with driftwood*
Saeki: Shishido doesn't think so.
Ootori: ..........
Ootori: We shouldn't talk about Shishido.
Saeki: Then put down the driftwood.
Ootori: >| *drops it reluctantly*
Saeki: And stay away from him. *marches past*
Ootori: >O I'm not staying away from him! He's one of my best friends!
Saeki: *whirls around* What?!
Ootori: *shuffles feet* Well. He is.
Saeki: You've sure acted like it!
Ootori: I was going through a tough time!! It was your fault, anyway!
Saeki: I tried to talk to you then! And- And.
Ootori: And?
Saeki: It wasn't something I'd normally do.
Ootori: *still shuffling feet* Well.
Saeki: *stares at whale-tonsils*
Ootori: *aaaaawkward*
Ootori: Well anyway. We can talk about this another time. When we're not in a whale.
Saeki: You're still going to hang out?
Ootori: With Shishido? Of course I am.
Saeki: Don't you have enough friends to sit close to and play computer games with and touch your wrist to show you how to serve properly?
Ootori: Shishido does it the best though.
Saeki: *slips on seaweed and catches himself* No! *glares*
Ootori: Besides, we need to train! A big tournament is coming up soon.
Saeki: He's in highschool and has his own tournaments to train for.
Ootori: The Super Smash Bros. tournament is very important! He has his pride on the line!
Saeki: Tennis is way more important!
Ootori: I need help on my serve, too. He said he'd practise with me for that.
Saeki: *walks over to Ootori* He's my doubles partner now.
Ootori: *resists urge to smack Saeki* I'm well aware.
Saeki: *watches him* So find someone else.
Ootori: *looks down on him* No. We always practiced together, we're not going to stop now just cause he's in high school.
Saeki: But what if he falls for you again?!#sdajkf
Saeki: *freezes* *shoves Ootori's chest*
Ootori: That's called karm- *falls backwards*
Saeki: *breathes hard through his nose, then gags on fish stench again*
Ootori: !! What did you do that for?!
Saeki: *points finger at him* You make me mad.
Ootori: I don't care! You don't push me over, lameass! >O *stands up and is TAAAALL*
Saeki: ...It's not my fault you have rubbish balance.
Ootori: It's nothing to do with balance! You pushed me!!
Saeki: It has everything to do with balance. You must be a terrible tennis player!
Ootori: I was unbeatable with Shishido.
Saeki: ......
Ootori: *folds arms in quiet triumph* I'm going this way.
Saeki: *stalks off toward whale mouth, shoving debris out of the way with vigor*
Saeki: We just won a good match. We're going to be fine.
Ootori: Sure you are.
Saeki: You had nothing but a serve.
Ootori: And a good combination.
Ootori: Where's your Pile Mirage?
Saeki: *turns and slowly smiles* Oh, we've only just begun.
Ootori: *scowls* Good luck then. *stomps past*
Saeki: *jovial tone* Thanks.
Saeki: We don't need your good luck though.
Ootori: I'm sure you don't.
Heartless: *APPEAR! Like. POOF!*
Saeki: ...What is that?
Ootori: That's a Heartless, obviously. Don't you play video games ever?
Saeki: I like the beach and volleyball and billiards and TENNIS better.
Ootori: You're so backward.
Saeki: What?!
Saeki: *eyes the creature* What does it do?
Heartless: *does a creepy dance*
Ootori: *had forgotten all about it!* Um. Well. It attacks Sora.
Saeki: *feels a headache coming on* Who?
Ootori: It attacks the main character.
Saeki: It's going to attack?!
Ootori: ...probably? *worried*
Saeki: *picks up driftwood*
Ootori: *can't find anything to defend with! ;O;*
Saeki: I know Kendo. *swings driftwood in Heartless' direction*
Heartless: *continues to do creepy dance*
Ootori: Maybe we should try running away.\
Saeki: I don't run away! *pauses and watches it*
Saeki: *Thwacks it on the head*
Heartless: *swings sword*
Saeki: O.O *jumps back* Hey! I've fought with zombies and cursed butterflies and Syuusuke! I can take a dancing creepy thing.
Ootori: *watches awkwardly*
Saeki: *is pwned by the dancing creepy thing*
Saeki: *backpedals next to Ootori and drops driftwood* Okay, maybe we should run.
Ootori: *runs*
Saeki: ...HEY. *runs after*
Ootori: Don't follow me!!!
Saeki: Oh but you were quite happy to stand there while I fight for our lives!
Ootori: Fight for YOUR life! There's a difference!
Saeki: That's true, I don't care if you're eaten or Heartless-ed or whatever!
Ootori: Then don't follow me!!
Saeki: You're going toward the mouth!
Ootori: That's cause it's the way out! *splash splash splash*
Saeki: *catches up and elbows him*
Ootori: OW! Lameass!! *elbows back*
Saeki: *elbows harder* DON'T USE THAT WORD!
Ootori: I can use it if I want!! *falls over*
Monstro: *YAWNS*
Saeki: *looks at open mouth* ... *looks back at Ootori* ... *grabs his arm* COME ON, IDIOT.
Ootori: I didn't need your help!! *is dragged up and is secretly grateful*
Saeki: *balance on tip of tongue and stares out through teeth at SPACE* ...Oh man.
Ootori: What do we do now?!
Saeki: ...Get spacesuits and a rocket?
Heartless: *dance up behind them both*
Monstro: *Starts to shut mouth*
Saeki: WHERE'S ATOBE'S HELICOPTER WHEN YOU NEED IT?
Atobe's Helicopter: *ARRIVES*
Saeki: ...
Atobe: Get in.
Saeki: *_* Kentarou would never be this organised. *pushes at Ootori's back*
Atobe: And that's why the winners are Hyoutei.
Ootori: Don't PUSH! I can get in myself!
Saeki: *looks back at weird dancing thing, which cackles* THEN GO. *shoves him and jumps in too*
Ootori: *flails his way onto the helicopter*
Heartless: *dances sadly*
Saeki: Atobe, what are you doing in space?
Atobe: Saving you two, of course.
Saeki: *seltbelts* Thanks.
Atobe: No problem. I don't allow Hyoutei players to be digested by Disney whales.
Atobe: Besides. I'm a boss battle in Kingdom Hearts Final Mix. I was in the area.
Saeki: *needs some serious brownie therapy after this* Right.
Atobe: *puts on the Best of Simon and Garfunkel on the helicopter stereo*
Saeki: *wonders if he was eaten and has died and gone to a special hell*
Ootori: *sits and sings along while Atobe helicopters them out of there!*
Saeki: *surreptiously jams Ootori's seatbelt and ties his shoelaces on the journey*
Ootori: *doesn't notice as he is too busy singing along to Mrs. Robinson*
Saeki: *sits back and blocks ears*
Atobe: So did you two have a nice time?
Saeki: *stares at him* Oh yeah. We have so much in common.
Atobe: Well. I can think of one thing you both have in common.
Ootori: *is SULLEN*
Saeki: *facepalm*
Atobe: Too soon for Shishido jokes then? I'll make a mental note.
Saeki: Can you drop me off at my apartment if I point you?! Shishido was on his way there and I think Chitose and Tachibana are the only ones there and sklghashfs
Atobe: Oh God. He's there alone with Fudomine folk? *speeds up*
Saeki: *thinks* Isn't this all your fault for commissioning Ootori with that story?
Atobe: ...
Atobe: Let us not place blame.
Saeki: *looks at Ootori, who is on some Simon & Garfunkel high*
Saeki: Hm. He was on his way to a violin lesson, but no one cares about that.
Atobe: I can drop him off afterwards.
Saeki: Far away from Shishido.
Atobe: *raises eyebrows questioningly*
Saeki: *folds arms and sinks in chair*
Atobe: Amusing.
Saeki: *frowns the way home*
Ootori: *sings all the way home!*
Atobe: *is awesome all the way home*
Heartless: *still dancing sadly!*
Saeki: *In a whale* ...
Ootori: *...also in a whale!*
Saeki: *dark in the whale* Shishido?
Ootori: Shishido? Where? *looks around*
Saeki: *trips over a piece of shipwreck debris and touches something wet* Oh my god.
Ootori: Who is that? *holds out his arms and stumbles around blindly*
Saeki: Who are you? Where am I? *stands up and wipes hands on trousers*
Ootori: Ummmm, I'm Ootori and I have no idea where I am! Or how I even got here!
Saeki: *goes quiet and mentally "asjkgfjkfhsaflas"s *
Ootori: *worried* Hello?
Saeki: *tries to find an exit and just touches slimy walls* Urgh ew.
Ootori: Who are you??
Saeki: That's really not important right now. We need to find a way out.
Ootori: Umm, ok! Do you know where we even are?
Saeki: ...Somewhere sticky and smells of fish.
Ootori: Well. I could have told you that!
Saeki: *gags from smell and holds sleeve over his nose* I was going to meet someone and then I was suddenly here.
Ootori: I was going to violin practice! This is really weird!
Ootori: I knew I should have got a GreatestJournal! Stuff like this never happens in fandoms there! : (
Saeki: *has no words for Ootori's priorities* *stands in something that squelches*
Ootori: What was that??
Saeki: I don't know but I hope it doesn't bite.
Ootori: O.O Bite?
Saeki: It feels... *pokes with toe of his shoe* ...Alive.
Ootori: Stamp on it or something!!
Saeki: ... Hmm. *STAMPS*
Ootori: *waits*
Monstro: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!
Ootori: O__O!!!!
Saeki: O.O AHHHHH.
Ootori: *stumbles backwards and COINCIDENTALLY finds the door to the... oesophagus? Or some OTHER part of Monstro that isn't dark!*
Saeki: *blinks in weird oesophagus light from the doorway*
Ootori: Hey, there's a way out over here! : D
Saeki: Great. *grabs a piece of driftwood and holds it up protectively*
Ootori: *is in the next room and is looking around. But. Um. Hasn't noticed that Saeki is with him yet* This looks a lot like the Monstro level in Kingdom Hearts! This is so awesome!
Saeki: *follows with diftwood at the ready* Uh huh. I think we ARE inside Monstro... Chitose and Tachibana were plotting to send us here- But not with- *throws driftwood down with an explosive noise* I'm going to kill them!
Ootori: *jumps at the driftwood and turns around* Oh... it's YOU! >|
Monstro: ROOOOOOOAR!
Saeki: *stumbles and catches Ootori's arm, then jumps back again* Yeah.
Ootori: *is all >O at the arm catching cause EW SAEKI* Well ..hmm.
Saeki: *wipes hand on trousers again and looks around* We have to get out of here.
Ootori: Yeah. We really do. *folds arms and is all grumpy*
Saeki: *looks back and glares* So we can get as far away from each other as possible.
Ootori: Yeah. Well. *looks at the floor*
Saeki: *looks at the saliva-coated ceiling in despair* Of all the people to get stuck in a whale with.
Ootori: It's not like I want to be here with you either!
Saeki: That's obviously the point, but they've taken it too far now. Chitose is going to feel some steel when I get home.
Ootori: *rolls eyes* I'm sure he's quaking in his geta, wherever he is.
Saeki: He should be. *takes out his mobile phone and sees it has no signal*
Ootori: *kicks floor uncomfortably*
Saeki: I can't call him. Maybe he's here too somewhere. Or god knows what Chitose has planned when he arrives at the apartment. *frets*
Ootori: Why am I even here? I didn't do anything!
Saeki: ...
Saeki: Actually, being eaten like this is probably your idea of a good time.
Saeki: *takes a slow step back* A really good time.
Ootori: *scowls* Oh, whatever. It was one story.
Saeki: One psychotic insane story with people getting off while they're getting SUCKED INTO A MONSTER'S BELLY.
Ootori: It got good reviews!! And it was not psychotic!! And neither am I!
Saeki: That's what psychos would say. *picks up driftwood again*
Ootori: *eyes driftwood* Well whatever. I'm going to find a way out of here >|
Saeki: You do that. I'm going this way. *Points toward tonsils* And you can go that way. *Points toward dark cavern of the stomach*
Ootori: I'm not going there!! That's where all the food would go!
Saeki: You can't know that until you go look.
Ootori: Why don't you go that way then?
Saeki: I already chose this other way.
Ootori: Well maybe I chose that way first!
Saeki: You didn't call it first!
Ootori: I called it in my head!
Saeki: That doesn't count. *starts off toward the tonsils, climbing over piles of rotting seaweed, fish bones, and shipwreck*
Ootori: !! You can't leave me on my own! *scuttles after*
Saeki: *stops and points back the other way* Don't follow me!
Ootori: I'm not staying behind to be Monstro food!
Saeki: *carries on and mutters* Why not.
Ootori: *kicks some seaweed at Saeki* Because.
Saeki: *gets seaweed on his shirt* ... *hits a piece of rotten fish-head at Ootori's face*
Ootori: Stop being so lame!
Saeki: *drops driftwood* Don't say that!
Ootori: *folds arms* Why?
Saeki: *glares* Just don't.
Ootori: I can say what I want. I'm going this way! *goes towards the tonsils*
Saeki: *races him silently and determinedly*
Ootori: !! *power walks*
Saeki: *doesn't have the longest legs* Slow down!
Ootori: No! Don't follow me!
Saeki: You're following me! You are SO annoying.
Ootori: So are you!! You're too slow!
Monstro: *BURP*
Ootori: O.O
Saeki: Oh gross! *slaps hands over his nose and mouth*
Ootori: This is the worst day of my life ;_;
Saeki: Really? This is one of my TOP ten. *pushes past him, still holding arm over his nose*
Ootori: What's your worst day then?
Saeki: The night of Kaidoh's party in September and the recent MFLE day.
Ootori: Oh. I don't remember any of those.
Saeki: *glances at him* *looks away and takes a breath and KEEPS WALKING so he doesn't hit him*
Ootori: *picks up driftwood just in case*
Saeki: *sees that out of the corner of his eye* If you hit me with that I won't hold back. In fact, hit me with it, just give me a reason.
Ootori: I'm not hitting you! Yet.
Saeki: *moves away from him* You're an idiot.
Ootori: Yeah? Well... so's your face! *walks past with driftwood*
Saeki: Shishido doesn't think so.
Ootori: ..........
Ootori: We shouldn't talk about Shishido.
Saeki: Then put down the driftwood.
Ootori: >| *drops it reluctantly*
Saeki: And stay away from him. *marches past*
Ootori: >O I'm not staying away from him! He's one of my best friends!
Saeki: *whirls around* What?!
Ootori: *shuffles feet* Well. He is.
Saeki: You've sure acted like it!
Ootori: I was going through a tough time!! It was your fault, anyway!
Saeki: I tried to talk to you then! And- And.
Ootori: And?
Saeki: It wasn't something I'd normally do.
Ootori: *still shuffling feet* Well.
Saeki: *stares at whale-tonsils*
Ootori: *aaaaawkward*
Ootori: Well anyway. We can talk about this another time. When we're not in a whale.
Saeki: You're still going to hang out?
Ootori: With Shishido? Of course I am.
Saeki: Don't you have enough friends to sit close to and play computer games with and touch your wrist to show you how to serve properly?
Ootori: Shishido does it the best though.
Saeki: *slips on seaweed and catches himself* No! *glares*
Ootori: Besides, we need to train! A big tournament is coming up soon.
Saeki: He's in highschool and has his own tournaments to train for.
Ootori: The Super Smash Bros. tournament is very important! He has his pride on the line!
Saeki: Tennis is way more important!
Ootori: I need help on my serve, too. He said he'd practise with me for that.
Saeki: *walks over to Ootori* He's my doubles partner now.
Ootori: *resists urge to smack Saeki* I'm well aware.
Saeki: *watches him* So find someone else.
Ootori: *looks down on him* No. We always practiced together, we're not going to stop now just cause he's in high school.
Saeki: But what if he falls for you again?!#sdajkf
Saeki: *freezes* *shoves Ootori's chest*
Ootori: That's called karm- *falls backwards*
Saeki: *breathes hard through his nose, then gags on fish stench again*
Ootori: !! What did you do that for?!
Saeki: *points finger at him* You make me mad.
Ootori: I don't care! You don't push me over, lameass! >O *stands up and is TAAAALL*
Saeki: ...It's not my fault you have rubbish balance.
Ootori: It's nothing to do with balance! You pushed me!!
Saeki: It has everything to do with balance. You must be a terrible tennis player!
Ootori: I was unbeatable with Shishido.
Saeki: ......
Ootori: *folds arms in quiet triumph* I'm going this way.
Saeki: *stalks off toward whale mouth, shoving debris out of the way with vigor*
Saeki: We just won a good match. We're going to be fine.
Ootori: Sure you are.
Saeki: You had nothing but a serve.
Ootori: And a good combination.
Ootori: Where's your Pile Mirage?
Saeki: *turns and slowly smiles* Oh, we've only just begun.
Ootori: *scowls* Good luck then. *stomps past*
Saeki: *jovial tone* Thanks.
Saeki: We don't need your good luck though.
Ootori: I'm sure you don't.
Heartless: *APPEAR! Like. POOF!*
Saeki: ...What is that?
Ootori: That's a Heartless, obviously. Don't you play video games ever?
Saeki: I like the beach and volleyball and billiards and TENNIS better.
Ootori: You're so backward.
Saeki: What?!
Saeki: *eyes the creature* What does it do?
Heartless: *does a creepy dance*
Ootori: *had forgotten all about it!* Um. Well. It attacks Sora.
Saeki: *feels a headache coming on* Who?
Ootori: It attacks the main character.
Saeki: It's going to attack?!
Ootori: ...probably? *worried*
Saeki: *picks up driftwood*
Ootori: *can't find anything to defend with! ;O;*
Saeki: I know Kendo. *swings driftwood in Heartless' direction*
Heartless: *continues to do creepy dance*
Ootori: Maybe we should try running away.\
Saeki: I don't run away! *pauses and watches it*
Saeki: *Thwacks it on the head*
Heartless: *swings sword*
Saeki: O.O *jumps back* Hey! I've fought with zombies and cursed butterflies and Syuusuke! I can take a dancing creepy thing.
Ootori: *watches awkwardly*
Saeki: *is pwned by the dancing creepy thing*
Saeki: *backpedals next to Ootori and drops driftwood* Okay, maybe we should run.
Ootori: *runs*
Saeki: ...HEY. *runs after*
Ootori: Don't follow me!!!
Saeki: Oh but you were quite happy to stand there while I fight for our lives!
Ootori: Fight for YOUR life! There's a difference!
Saeki: That's true, I don't care if you're eaten or Heartless-ed or whatever!
Ootori: Then don't follow me!!
Saeki: You're going toward the mouth!
Ootori: That's cause it's the way out! *splash splash splash*
Saeki: *catches up and elbows him*
Ootori: OW! Lameass!! *elbows back*
Saeki: *elbows harder* DON'T USE THAT WORD!
Ootori: I can use it if I want!! *falls over*
Monstro: *YAWNS*
Saeki: *looks at open mouth* ... *looks back at Ootori* ... *grabs his arm* COME ON, IDIOT.
Ootori: I didn't need your help!! *is dragged up and is secretly grateful*
Saeki: *balance on tip of tongue and stares out through teeth at SPACE* ...Oh man.
Ootori: What do we do now?!
Saeki: ...Get spacesuits and a rocket?
Heartless: *dance up behind them both*
Monstro: *Starts to shut mouth*
Saeki: WHERE'S ATOBE'S HELICOPTER WHEN YOU NEED IT?
Atobe's Helicopter: *ARRIVES*
Saeki: ...
Atobe: Get in.
Saeki: *_* Kentarou would never be this organised. *pushes at Ootori's back*
Atobe: And that's why the winners are Hyoutei.
Ootori: Don't PUSH! I can get in myself!
Saeki: *looks back at weird dancing thing, which cackles* THEN GO. *shoves him and jumps in too*
Ootori: *flails his way onto the helicopter*
Heartless: *dances sadly*
Saeki: Atobe, what are you doing in space?
Atobe: Saving you two, of course.
Saeki: *seltbelts* Thanks.
Atobe: No problem. I don't allow Hyoutei players to be digested by Disney whales.
Atobe: Besides. I'm a boss battle in Kingdom Hearts Final Mix. I was in the area.
Saeki: *needs some serious brownie therapy after this* Right.
Atobe: *puts on the Best of Simon and Garfunkel on the helicopter stereo*
Saeki: *wonders if he was eaten and has died and gone to a special hell*
Ootori: *sits and sings along while Atobe helicopters them out of there!*
Saeki: *surreptiously jams Ootori's seatbelt and ties his shoelaces on the journey*
Ootori: *doesn't notice as he is too busy singing along to Mrs. Robinson*
Saeki: *sits back and blocks ears*
Atobe: So did you two have a nice time?
Saeki: *stares at him* Oh yeah. We have so much in common.
Atobe: Well. I can think of one thing you both have in common.
Ootori: *is SULLEN*
Saeki: *facepalm*
Atobe: Too soon for Shishido jokes then? I'll make a mental note.
Saeki: Can you drop me off at my apartment if I point you?! Shishido was on his way there and I think Chitose and Tachibana are the only ones there and sklghashfs
Atobe: Oh God. He's there alone with Fudomine folk? *speeds up*
Saeki: *thinks* Isn't this all your fault for commissioning Ootori with that story?
Atobe: ...
Atobe: Let us not place blame.
Saeki: *looks at Ootori, who is on some Simon & Garfunkel high*
Saeki: Hm. He was on his way to a violin lesson, but no one cares about that.
Atobe: I can drop him off afterwards.
Saeki: Far away from Shishido.
Atobe: *raises eyebrows questioningly*
Saeki: *folds arms and sinks in chair*
Atobe: Amusing.
Saeki: *frowns the way home*
Ootori: *sings all the way home!*
Atobe: *is awesome all the way home*
Heartless: *still dancing sadly!*