LOG: Saeki/Shishido skipping stones at some lake in Tokyo before Shishido goes away. StRudy guest appearances.
This started out serious and then the porn and pirates came.
Shishido: *pushes aside some random bushes* Hm. *picks up a rock before examining it and then tossing it back into the bush with a frown*
Saeki: *hasn't stood Shishido up* *looking out at the lake and grinning at the sound of Shishido foraging in bushes behind him* You're not helping the hedgehog image here.
Shishido: ... *twitches and grabs a rock, tossing it vaguely in Saeki's direction* HEY!
Saeki: *watches it land next to him and picks it up* Perfect. *skips stone 4 times*
Shishido: *emerges with a new rock and looks out at the water* I wasn't throwing that to you for you to skip.
Saeki: It was the best shape. Your one's too big.
Shishido: *holds the rock up* This one?
Saeki: You'd have to put a lot of spin on it.
Shishido: That is NOT on a problem! *tosses the rock which skips once before landing with a PLUNK in the water*
Saeki: Don't twist your wrist- *claps a hand over his mouth*
Shishido: *bends over and picks up a random rock, tossing it arbitrarily* This isn't tennis.
Saeki: You can practise stone skipping while you're away. Do you think you'll play tennis?
Shishido: While I'm camping? *throws another rock* No. My mom's not even letting me bring my racquet.
Saeki: What?!
Shishido: *looks just as appalled* I KNOW. What am I supposed to DO?
Saeki: That's crazy. You can't go. Is this supposed to be a holiday or a prison sentence?
Shishido: My mom's all excited about it. *continues throwing random rocks*
Saeki: Can't you smuggle it in? I knew you should've let Ojii teach you how to whittle your own racket!
Shishido: I tried to pack a few tennis balls but one of them fell out of my suitcase and my mom searched my bag.
Saeki: Tell her you have to keep training! You're on the school team! It's tennis! We won on Friday!
Shishido: I know! She's lame and doesn't understand important things.
Saeki: Like hacking your journal and taking your door off its hinges and coming home too early and-
Saeki: Hm. Not liking you stay over mine.
Shishido: *bends down to look at a patch of rocks* It's not like I don't do it anyway.
Saeki: Yeah, you rebel. *sits down and smacks a hand down over the patch of rocks* Look at me.
Shishido: ... *frowns and looks up* What?
Saeki: *pauses, then finds a decent stone* Try this one.
Shishido: *holds up another one* This one's flatter.
Saeki: Try them both. Itt-chan is great at this, he'd usually have a pile ready before any of us had even started to look.
Shishido: Probably shows how lame he is. *holds out his rock for Saeki* I can't throw two. You do this one.
Saeki: He isn't- *takes rock and kneels up* Okay. Whoever skips the most is the winner.
Shishido: *stands up* I'll get three, at least. *throws the rock and watches it skip one...two...* ... *leans over as if to will the third skip*
Shishido: *THREE!* Heh.
Saeki: If I beat that you aren't allowed to go.
Shishido: Wait, what? *slumps down on the sand to sit down* Go on the trip?
Saeki: *starts surreptitiously burying Shishido's foot* I know, I know.
Shishido: *digs his feet deeper into the sand* I already tried to get out of it.
Saeki: *smoothes sand down* I know. *starts on other foot*
Shishido: *pokes his toe out* You know.
Saeki: *leans forward and folds arms over Shishido's knees and props chin on them* You'll be back soon.
Shishido: *leans back on his hands* I wasn't worried.
Saeki: Worried. *thinks* Not that.
Shishido: *opens palms in the sand* Concerned?
Saeki: *pats hand down without looking to push down his toe* Something a bit stronger.
Shishido: *thinks a moment for a good word* VERY concerned.
Saeki: *grins and pushes Shishido's knees apart and leans forward into his space* Are we talking about you or me now?
Shishido: *tightens his knees against Saeki's sides* I kind of lost track a while back.
Saeki: Hm. *chucks stone over his shoulder so it splashes in the water* I can't stop you going, but I can try to stop you forgetting me. *slides a hand around Shishido's neck*
Shishido: You kind of make yourself hard to forget.
Saeki: You're- *sort of lurches at him and pushes Shishido down onto the sand and smiles down at him* You have leaves in your hair from foraging around.
Shishido: *lies back in the sand* And now it's got sand in it too, thanks a lot!
Saeki: Did I seriously see you tell Akazawa you're camping in a cabin or RV with your own sailboat? *brackets Shishido's head with his arms and brushes the leaves away*
Shishido: It's not a big sailboat or anythi--*chokes slightly* It shouldn't surprise me that you read all the comments on that entry. *sighs* Lame.
Saeki: Yeah, I have Gakuto to babysit me. *smirks*
Shishido: *forces a laugh* He'll make sure you have a good time.
Saeki: I want you to have a good time. *presses the pad of a finger under Shishido's ear*
Shishido: I will. I'll have an awesome time. *pulls his hands out of the sand and wipes them off on the side of his shirt*
Saeki: A small sailboat and a cabin to go camping. Hyoutei brat. *reaches down and catches a hand* You'll have to come proper camping.
Shishido: This IS camping. Our cabin does have a swimm-- *squeezes his hand around Saeki's hand, smiling a bit* It doesn't have a swimming pool.
Shishido: Like Atobe's.
Saeki: You're all spoilt, insane-- It's kind of hilarious though. At least roast one marshmellow instead of pheasant or a whole shank of lamb or whatever it is you rich people do for camp bonfires.
Shishido: We roast marshmallows! My dad even bought those special sticks for marshmallow roasting.
Saeki: Wicked. Now I'm jealous. *pushes fingers between Shishido's*
Shishido: *pulls Saeki's hand in front of him and stares at it, brushing the sand off very lightly* You should be. We're making S'mores.
Saeki: I can't believe Atobe has a swimming pool.
Shishido: Why are you even surprised?
Saeki: The whole point is roughing it. You'd go swimming in a lake, like this one, not a swimming pool.
Shishido: That's one of the reasons I hate camping! *lets his grip of Saeki's hand go and spreads it out with both hands*
Saeki: Maybe you haven't done it with the right company. *pins Shishido's hands down again obnoxiously* It's a big cliche romantic thing, you know.
Shishido: ...you like big cliche romantic things? *tries not to act surprised or put-upon by being pinned*
Saeki: I like making them my own. *tilts his head and watches him* I'm going to have to stuff my tiki lamp under my bed while you're gone.
Shishido: *frowns* I don't look like a tiki lamp.
Saeki: A portkey to your room is no good if you're gone and just a mean reminder. *brightens* Unless you could pack in a toucan. *starts laughing*
Shishido: You think my parents would notice if you suddenly showed up? *grins back*
Saeki: I'm stealthy, remember? And don't tempt me...
Shishido: I can do what I want. *glances off*
Saeki: So can I. *twists to catch his eye and makes a slow show of leaning in*
Shishido: *leans in a little and then pulls back quickly* So come! Once or twice. Or three times.
Saeki: Your mom wouldn't let you take your racket. Won't she think a toucan is unnecessary?
Shishido: *scoffs and turns his head away* Shut up.
Saeki: If you can take it... Do. Please.
Saeki: I'd come visit. Three times. Maybe more.... well.. You know.
Shishido: It's only a week. Stop being so lame!
Shishido: *likes to tell himself that he's the tough and manly one*
Saeki: Take suntan lotion. And insect spray.
Shishido: And YOU practice that-- *fumbles around* --that tennis thing I told you to practice!
Shishido: I don't want to see your skills slipping when I get back.
Shishido: That's more important than a lame sunburn.
Saeki: I'm not the one without a racket.
Saeki: Portkey around before you go and give me yours and I'll give it to you if I visit.
Shishido: You're always like that. *turns back toward him* It's lame.
Saeki: I'm always giving you you're racket?
Shishido: That's not what I meant! *squirms a little* Let me up!
Saeki: *pushes down* No.
Shishido: *pushes up against him* I said YES!
Saeki: Yes to what?
Shishido: To get off me!
Saeki: *moves away a little* .... *Pounces back to kiss Shishido hard*
Shishido: *wraps an arm around him, pushing over to his side and returning Saeki's kiss*
Saeki: *rolls with him and presses against him and kisses, aware that he might not see Shishido for a week and get to do this and ROWR*
Shishido: *pushes Saeki onto his back and climbs on top of him, not letting up*
Saeki: *fists the back of Shishido's shirt with one hand and slides the other into his hair*
Shishido: *swings his arm dumbly, thinking there's a bug in his hair*
Shishido: *glances up briefly and sees that it's Saeki's hand* ...
Saeki: *breaks away, looking at him and cracks up*
Shishido: *frowns, sliding his hand down Saeki's chest* No laughing.
Saeki: Like that icon I have says, you make me happy. *pulls him down again*
Shishido: *puts his hand over Saeki's mouth and lowers himself down* No talking either.
Saeki: *makes a small sound and arches up, scrambling a hand up under Shishido's shirt and sliding up his back*
Shishido: *lifts his hand up off Saeki's mouth and smiles*
Shishido: *resumes kissing Saeki after a rousing round of peek-a-boo with himself [coz Steph has the best AIM connection in the world]*
Saeki: *too needy and gets daring and probably naughtier than I'm prepared to type about* *All in a public place too, though reasonably secluded* *....Hopes no one comes by or anyone goes by in a canoe* *Though actually too preoccupied to think that*
People in a canoe: *paddles by slowly and stares*
Shishido: *also too preoccupied to notice said canoers as he continues on his merry way*
People in canoe: *catcall*
Ducks: *report back to Atsushi*
Saeki's fuzzy mind: I'm making sure you won't forget this! *ROWR*
Shishido: *still doesn't notice canoe*
Saeki: *are a societal disgrace*
People in canoe: *take pictures*
People in canoe: *are Atsushi and Shinya*
People in canoe: *With Akazawa rowing and Mizuki in a captain's hat*
Atsushi: *has an eyepatch*
Mizuki: *has a telescope* This is disgusting.
Atsushi: I like it.
Mizuki: IT'S UNCATHOLIC.
Atsushi: *holds hand out for telescope* Lemme see.
Akazawa and Shinya: *remain silent*
Akazawa and Shinya: *coz they're pirate mutes*
Mizuki: *whips telescope away* I'm not done seeing how disgusting it is.
Atsushi: *grabby hands* I wanna see.
Mizuki: YOU'RE ONE-EYED NOW ANYWAY.
Atsushi: ;_x
Mizuki: That's right. Cry your little Cyclops face out.
Atsushi: I'm the only REAL pirate here.
Mizuki: You didn't have my permission to lose an eye. I'm very displeased.
Atsushi: One more week and my Muga treatment will be complete. *_x
Mizuki: Too late. You disobeyed the Captain. I think Atsushi should walk the plank. What do you say crew?
Akazawa: *suspiciously silent*
Shinya: DANE.
Ducks: *disagree*
Mizuki: *makes Akazawa lay a plank because he's his bitch and prods Atsushi onto the end* WALK DUR PLANK.
Atsushi: *stands on the plank, ready to face his doom* You can make me walk the plank but you can never take away my freedom!
Mizuki: I can take away your FOOTING. *pulls plank away* NFU.
Ducks: *swarm in and flies him to safety which, unsafely enough is right on the same beach as Saeki and Shishido*
Atsushi: Kusu.
Saeki: ... Sushi, now is not a good time to appear wet and dishevelled with an army of saviour ducks.
Shishido: O.O!! *flails and rolls behind Saeki*
Atsushi: *arms outstretched* I'm sorry, Ko-chan.
Saeki: Oh man.
Mizuki: *is mutinied*
Shishido: GO AWAY!
Atsushi: *probably looks mighty special with the ducks and the eyepatch* : D
Saeki: *notices* Sushi, your eye! You poor thing.... Ryou will kill Sirius for you. *glances at Shishido* No offence to your friend and I know he got us the portkeys, but Rokkaku breed types like Fuji Syuusuke.
Mizuki: *all the way from the mutinying boat* Mmm Fuji. *_*
Atsushi: I don't mind it, actually.
Shishido: *is annoyed that he was INTERUPTED* >(
Shishido: *doesn't respond to Saeki*
Saeki: *glances back at Atsushi* Oh. Then... jbjkgakh I'll talk to you soon. We're a little busy now.
Atsushi: Okay. *outstretches his arms and the ducks fly him back to the boat with Mizuki and the gang*
Mizuki: ALL SHALL LOVE AND FEAR ME.
Shishido: *is still pouty and embarrassed*
Saeki: *rolls over and kisses Shishido 'til he forgets*
Shishido: *forgets fast*
Mizuki: *thrown overboard*
Atsushi: *is the new captain*
Nomura: *eaten by a shark*
Goldie: Yum.
Shark: SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Saeki: HAHAHA
Shishido: Looks like you beat me to THAT.
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