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i am having trouble finding a job. i am now without one, and craigslist is overrated. there were only three offers i could apply for, and four if you count taco del mar- the new taco place opening in the oaks. do i really want to apply there? would that be lame, to work in a taco place ( Read more... )

why oh why can i not get what i want?

please please please let me let me

lord knows it would be rare.

god pisses down the back of your neck every day, but he only drowns you once.

the Sensual and the Dark rebel in vain
slaves by their own compulsion. in mad game
they burst their manacles and wear the name
of Freedom, graven on a heavier chain!

im lonely.

fuck.

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i put in my two weeks at hobees too. finally. jesus.

and ive been getting pranks calls all the time, asking me to "suck their pee pee". i know who it is too, and what i am saddest about is not being able to come up with something funnier to say back. why was i cursed with a slow wit?

i just spent hours doing barrel rolls to my head, and i ended up looking like a freaking bird. i cant be a pinup girl, cos i suck at all that work those bitches did to themselves!

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man, every guy is starting to look good to me. well, not every guy of course, but maybe that cos ive been manless for a long time. my bodys like, "yeah, he'll do, just grab him!" and my brains like "no fucking way, you dont really want to have sex" and then i get confused and fall or something.