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pretty_fascist

06: [ voice ]

Mar 08, 2010 14:07

[[Crappy filtering to Folken and Naria; feel free to hack it.]]

Folken! Naria! Guess what?

I'm going to learn to control lighting, the way that the magic freaks do! Who knows? Maybe eventually Van will show up, and then I can kill him with lightning! Won't that be a fun surprise for him? [Girlish giggles of glee!]Lightning!! Isn't it fantastic ( Read more... )

lightning, whut, magic freaks, magic, oh fuck yeah destructive magic, filter fail, happy tiems, kill van, laughs like a girl

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meanandgreen March 8 2010, 21:16:10 UTC

Are you outta your mind?

pretty_fascist March 8 2010, 21:19:28 UTC

HEY. This wasn't for you!

And NO, I'm not out of my mind. I've got to be able to defend myself, don't I?

meanandgreen March 8 2010, 21:28:03 UTC

Does it look like I care? That shit is dangerous, 'specially in the wrong hands. There's other ways to defend yourself, but the way you go flauntin' it around, I'd say you can't handle it.

pretty_fascist March 8 2010, 21:31:39 UTC

I can defend myself in other ways. I'm a soldier. Blades just don't work so well against the magic freaks. Don't be so judgmental. If I wasn't so excited about learning lightning, I'd be burning your village down right now out of boredom. Plus, Ginko said to learn lightning, I have to learn healing too. See? I'm going to do good! [Yes, I know he makes absolutely no sense.]

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[Voice] one_green_eye March 8 2010, 21:30:56 UTC

[Voice.

Vaguely irritated, unimpressed voice.]

Are you going to sit around gloating all day, or what?

[Voice] pretty_fascist March 8 2010, 21:33:21 UTC

No, no. I'm leaving now! I just wanted to tell Folken and Naria, so they wouldn't worry. [Not like they would. .-.]

[Voice] one_green_eye March 8 2010, 21:37:01 UTC

Mmm. [headdesk]

If you want to eat, you had better bring food, yourself.

[Voice] pretty_fascist March 8 2010, 21:44:00 UTC

Of course I'll bring food. I'm not an idiot. I don't expect others to take care of me, like some parasite. Plus, I don't eat much, anyway.

I'm generous, though. Is there anything you would like for me to bring to you? Cheerios? Crunchy noodle things? Other weird foreign food?

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[Voice] cowledcrusader March 8 2010, 22:00:44 UTC

[Guess who just hacked your filter, crazy person? The Bat. With a frown, he silently observes the other conversations. If the Lightning spirit agrees to teach him anything... guess who's going to be proactive and attempt to sabotage such things.]

[Voice] one_green_eye March 8 2010, 22:17:23 UTC

[Wonder if he managed Ginko's 100% filter? Which would leave him with less explaining to do.

Then again, judging by the quality of Dilandau's filter-- or LACK thereof-- he's probably going to be doing a lot of that anyway. Dammit.]

[Voice] cowledcrusader March 8 2010, 22:23:44 UTC

[100% is 100%, so no. He didn't. Though he IS the Batman, he can't hack something unhackable. Didn't stop him from trying, however.]

[Voice] one_green_eye March 8 2010, 22:26:14 UTC

[Good to know those hours of practice and experimentation paid off.

...Except not.]

[Voice] lookslikeajob March 8 2010, 23:01:11 UTC

[This makes two of the leaguers who've hacked into Dilandau's entry but aren't mentioning anything directly. Clark's now waiting, just waiting for Bruce to pop up with an "I told you so".]

1week_wizard March 8 2010, 23:09:21 UTC

... A moron.

pretty_fascist March 8 2010, 23:10:33 UTC

Shut up, whore. I'm going to learn lightning, and then you'll regret calling me that.

1week_wizard March 9 2010, 01:42:04 UTC

You would need far more than mere lightning to make me regret anything, you ignorant little newt.

pretty_fascist March 9 2010, 02:00:00 UTC

Oh, that's it. You're on my kill list! Just wait until I get back, insolent bitch!

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