i woke up today with a very flatulent stomach. curious with the rate at which i farted, i decided to keep a running tally of the number of times my ass made noises through out the morning. the following are the results:
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM => I farted 16 times. 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM => I farted 14 times. 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM => I farted 17.5* times * One of the farts counted as 1.5 * since it smelled really bad as well. 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM => I farted 16 times. ------------------------------------------------ Average farts per hour = 15.875 farts.
that's a lot of farts. at around 12:30 or so, i got bored and decided to amuse myself by going to the library. the library is a quiet place and sound travels relatively easy. if one was to cough at one side of the library, you'd be able to hear its echo clear across to the other side. and yep, you guessed it. i went there and farted.
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8:00 AM - 9:00 AM => I farted 16 times.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM => I farted 14 times.
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM => I farted 17.5* times
* One of the farts counted as 1.5
* since it smelled really bad as well.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM => I farted 16 times.
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Average farts per hour = 15.875 farts.
that's a lot of farts. at around 12:30 or so, i got bored and decided to amuse myself by going to the library. the library is a quiet place and sound travels relatively easy. if one was to cough at one side of the library, you'd be able to hear its echo clear across to the other side. and yep, you guessed it. i went there and farted.
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