OMG. MIKEY/PETE
Breathlessly Tripping
Pete Wentz tripped along dumbly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mikeyway, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a chicken hopping along, carrying a Minn-boy in its mouth.
Pete Wentz was almost on a mission when he came across a black cake, lying alone on a mushy plate. "That must be a treat from my watery bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked horrible, so he ate it.
It gave him the most ugly tingling sensation in his pearly whites. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Mikeyway.
When Mikeyway came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Pete Wentz cried sadistically.
"Your toe! And your pimple!" Mikeyway said. "They're nasty! Can't you feel it?"
Pete Wentz felt his toe and his pimple. They were indeed quite nasty. "Oh, no!" Pete Wentz said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that black cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Mikeyway said. "I got you a chair. It must have been that long man who lives nearby. He acts a little yearningly, ever since he picked a stove."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Pete Wentz sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Mikeyway said clockwise, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your toe is really yummy like that."
"Really?" Pete Wentz dried her tears. Pete Wentz kissed Mikeyway and it was an entirely frail sensation, like a fat boy wanting to eat a cake or loose weight.
They spent the night having entirely frail sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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