Chuck Norris, Microsoft Paperclip, Ben Stein, and Jack Black are all being used to explain the hellish glory of activboard. I am so ready for the weekend.

Oh, my tummy sticks out a bit. It looks funny. Kinda like a pregger belly. Maybe I should draw a face on it.

Almost done with the quarter! Fantastic ( Read more... )

Kind of screwed. Well, not kind of. I am screwed. I have less than twelve hours to write four more lesson plans, create my pre/post, do the damn charts, and oh yeah...reflection. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Maybe I should've asked for an extension.

This unit plan writing is eating my soul. At least my soul is full of butter buttery goodness you soul crunching bastard MIT program you. In other news, I just discovered the SPED paper is due on Monday. MONDAY.

I would like my soul back please. With a healthy spoonful of marmalade.

Like whoa. Energy drinks are the new crack. Heartrate: Hummingbird.
I think I'm more stressed out than I was last year. Which I didn't think was possible.

I seriously feel very ill right now. I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it to school let alone work today. Maybe I finally got sick after all... I don't know. But it'd be nice if the room stopped reeling.

1) Unit Plan = Very very frightening ( Read more... )

Yup. Exiled to my room again. This is rather tiresome. Can't wait to move out in the summer.

1) Giant freezer on the porch--You can fit five of me in there! It looks like it belongs on some sort of GI Joe PSA or something about not playing in a junkyard.
2) Found dress clothes. Amazing dress clothes...I maybe look I'm twenty-one when I wear them.
3) I like Jello. Its amazing. Who cares if its horse hooves.

1) Researched for unit plans (b-o-r-i-n-g) but informative.
2) Best thing ever happened today---made my week--month, and made up for all the c-r-a-p-o-l-a that's happened! OMG, I love kids.
3) Making cookies s-u-g-a-r

Best Quote of the Night:
"I shot a werewolf once. By the time I reached it, he had turned back into my neighbor's dog."