Holy chalupa eating ass-raiding monkeys batman!! Damn you communism! I don't know how I got sick (the spinach maybe?) I don't know but I'm hopped up on pain killers, caffeine, and Emergen-C. This is going to be interesting...

Ahhahhaa ( Read more... )

Cinderella is a gold digger! She's Disney's Prince Charming's K-Fed! Evidence ( Read more... )

Yes, the sharpie pen exploded in my hand, all over my books, notes, and bed. Ewwww...it's a sucidal bomber squid came in fully loaded and exploded everywhere. Stupid terrorist squidy sharpie pens! I'll get you Sharpie ( Read more... )

Bruce Campbell as Elvis fighting a soul sucking dead mummy at a retirement home...oh my god! Hilarious! In fact if Elvis were alive today, he would totally be fighting a dead mummy with a black JFK by his side...in between eating and doing drugs ( Read more... )

I was walking home and one of my neighbors was coming outside with their cute little dog. I thought to myself, "hmmm...that's a cute little energetic puppy! I want to say hi to it" My neighbor emerged from his house yelling "Sit! Sit! Sit!" The voice was oddly familiar and thank goodness their back was to me...because it was someone I used to go ( Read more... )

OOOooooOOoo ( Read more... )

Another snow day!!! Whee ( Read more... )

I just woke up from an unintended nap...with a bunch of work left to do.

Nap attack also involved several bad dream ambushes.

Sleep just involves too much guerilla warfare.

Time to drink some coffee...a lot of coffee...

Mhmm ( Read more... )