R - Five Conversations Michael Bluth Has Never Had With His Family
Title: Five Conversations Michael Bluth Has Never Had With His Family
Author:ava-leigh-fitz
Fandom: Arrested Development
Rating: PG
Spoilers: All of the show, just in case
Word Count: 1235
Prompt(s):
1.“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure its something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me”
2.Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.”
3.“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
4.“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on”
5. “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. .”
Summary: The Bluth family isn’t one for normal.
A/N: I’ve never ever written Arrested Development before. Huge thanks goes out to falseeeyelashes for giving this a look over and suggesting and generally being awesome.
( Five Conversations Michael Bluth Has Never Had With His Family )