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[pretty_thorns]

Previously on Magical Hilda

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[skybound_love]

Magical...Hilda? My lady, what are you talking about?

[pretty_thorns]

My story for a radio drama of course!

The brave adventures of a noble heroine who fights for love and peace and punishes the wicked with her rose whip of justice~♥

[skybound_love]

Ah, a justice-minded woman! Excellent! Magnificent! I do believe I adore you, my beauty!

[pretty_thorns]

Oh my~~~

What's a girl supposed to do in the face of such flattery? ♥ It's only proper you introduce yourself now~

1/3

[johnnygarland]

Hilda!

2/3

[johnnygarland]

Wait a sec, I'm not your sidekick!

[johnnygarland]

Oh, well--that's not important. Where are you? I'll come over right away.

4/4 I FORGOT [Locked to Hilda]

[johnnygarland]

Oh and, uh, Hilda, don't freak out, but...

Killer and Lady are both here.

[eviltriumphs]

DAMMIT! JUST WHEN I'VE THOUGHT I'VE RID MYSELF OF ONE IRRITATING AIRHEAD HERO, ANOTHER TAKES HER PLACE!!

[pretty_thorns]

Oh my~ Sounds like a bad boy needs to be... punished.

[1/2]

[eviltriumphs]

...What?

[2/2]

[eviltriumphs]

...

Hehehehehe! Not the sort of proposition I'm used to, but I'm flattered all the same.

[bloodybaseball]

Jesus Christ it's like I'm reading the plot of some shitty video game.

WELCOME TO HELL. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

[pretty_thorns]

What's a video game?

This my plot for a radio drama; Magical Hilda! It'll be a big hit, especially with the vampires.

And this doesn't look like hell to me. I've seen hell and it looks completely different! This just looks like some wrecked city infested with baddies to beat.

[bloodybaseball]

No More Heroes.

You talking real bloodsuckers or those emo faggots who listen to MCR while they fucktardedly pretend to be "pagan"?

THIS SHITHOLE HAS LESS BOOZE THAN A REHAB CLINIC. Close enough to the seventh fucking circle of hell.

[pretty_thorns]

That sounds like a silly game to me. There has to be heroes.

MCR? Emo... cigarettes? Or wood that you burn? Really, you're not making sense. I'm a proper vampire, certainly not some idiot who loafs around in a manor in long robes drinking wine and pretending it's blood to come across as all glamorous!

Wait... no booze? Does this mean no Bloody Rummy BonBons? No... delicious liquor spiked treats? This. Is. Unacceptable.

Someone is due a whipping.

[omniconcert]

Ohmigosh, that was cool! You're a Hero?

[pretty_thorns]

Magical Hilda at your service~

Would you like to be a sidekick like Johnny?

[omniconcert]

Eww, no! I'm so totally not a Classified Sidekick or whatever. That's more like Ari or something.

[pretty_thorns]

Oh! So you're a heroine too? Would you perhaps be a... rival? I always wanted a rival. Shania was just no fun about that sort of thing...