Zombie Survival Guide, Short Version

[prettydark]

1. Wear shoes you can run in.
2. Bring at least two weapons. (I'd bring a sledgehammer and a machete.)
3. Be aware of your surroundings.
4. Wash that gore off you.
5. Wear protective clothing. (I'd look like a ninja in a leather coat!)

OK kids, have fun out there!

Comments

[barbituratecat]

A machete is good, but a sledgehammer is damned heavy and awkward to use. [You need a pretty good amount of time to attack with it, and room to maneuver/get enough force in your swing]. Crowbars are pretty good, have multiple uses, and aren't as awkward.

But otherwise, pretty good survival guide!

[prettydark]

i am quite adept with a sledgehammer, and mine is only 8 lbs.

[prettydark]

i also have a baseball bat. :)

[rawgirl75]

Yes I think it should be machete and baseball bat. Lightweight and versatile! :D

hahahahaha