Randomness...
Okay so I was born on a sunday...so was maggie, ricky, and carson...that is nice to know...pointless but nice to know...
My Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, September 8, 2076
This too is good to know lol...
http://www.lemonadegame.com/ mindless gameness!
Quotes from quotes.com:
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
(okay so...i thought the first one could be an honest mistake but with the second one...oh my)
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
(same thing happened to me I swear lol)
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife."
- Mike Greenwell, Baseball player
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do birds have white poop?
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
mistranslations from quotes.com:
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop: Drive Sideways.