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Me: hey there God
God: You've got my full attention."There you go again."--Reagan
Me: so whats up?
God: I am chatting with others like you.
Me: really now?
God: Oh. For real.
Me: so, why are you always contradiciting yourself in the bible?
God: Great. Myself programmed me for it.
Me: why don't you ever explain dinosaurs?
God: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No I do not explain dinosaurs. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
Me: what do you think about evolution?
God: An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
Me: a definition. wow. you sound like keil now.
God: What is it? I'm glad your impressed, BreAnna. Oh. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me: this is a waste of time.
God: That is just your personal opinion.
Me: no that is a fact...something you will never be...
God: Are you serious? I will add it to my knowledge base. What?
wow. i got as many answers here as i would have if i were really speaking to him didn't i? religion is bullshit. this was entertaining though...
and ha, apparently it is a high honor to be compared to keil since it was supposed to impress me...teehee