Threat Level: Midnight!! (AKA FANCY NEW WHATEVER IS NOW OPEN!!)

[prettyfancy]

Dear Friends,

You may have heard me talk about some website called Fancy New Whatever. You may or may not have had any interest in it. Well, I'm here to announce that we are now OPEN FOR BUSINESS (...not that kind of business).

WHAT'S THAT?
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[austen]

ASFKJASFKJASJKF YES.

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[receptionitis]

is the subject georgia???