so help me Jesus

[prettygirlsdie_]

Today at work Bobby Dedovic [wtf spelling], claimed to see a guy hanging from a tree outside in the woods behind the store.
So we assembled a posse and got flashlights and went outside to look for it.
I got paid for this.

Also,

Comments

[rock_revolution]

Dat sheeit look off da hook, homegirl.

[prettygirlsdie_]

lol
thanks!

[fishsoup71]

Bobby is a fucking moron and was probably on crack at the time.

Trust me on this one.

[sketchxofxme]

wait a second. You got paid to search for someone who may have possibly killed themselves?

I'm not sure whether that's morbid and horrific and life traumatizing or funny.

[charlotteattack]

I think your face is too pretty for an eyebrow piercing, but that's just me.