馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない - Only death will cure a fool.

[prettyharbor]

 And so it seems death has come to the fool rather than wait.  Somehow my possession of a cellphone has been translated into witchcraft and I am to be executed.  At the moment however, we are awaiting a "bonfire" this Mr. Frollo seems to be speaking rather cheerfully about

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[upyourscolonel]

That doesn't sound fun at all.

[prettyharbor]

It's not fun at all.

My apologies, I am Japan. You are?

[upyourscolonel]

Try to escape or something?

Edward Elric.

[prettyharbor]

Yes, I have been considering it. It will have to be planned in great detail however, it seems they reward escape attempts here with flogging.

A pleasure.

[itsnotzura]

JAPAN-SAAAAAN!

It is my greatest shame that I allowed Frodo-san to capture you! He is very tall for a hobbit!

I am used to making quick escapes, it, it did not even occur to me-!

[prettyharbor]

Then you are safe?

[itsnotzura]

Ah...

Yes, as of now.

There are at least five other people lined up for the guillotine ahead of me.

[prettyharbor]

Excuse me?

[yuhina]

...what.

[prettyharbor]

I was accused of witchcraft.

[yuhina]

Can you even really get burned and die?

You know. Country and all.

[prettyharbor]

I imagine it would still hurt... and I do not wish to think of their reaction when I failed to die.

It may also effect my people...

[i_created_kanji]

Buried alive?

What happened to you, Nihon?

[prettyharbor]

Burned, Korea.

And I was arrested.

fdjslkaf I MISREAD IT I'M SORRY ;___;

[i_created_kanji]

Why???

:D <3

[prettyharbor]

They think I am a witch, which is very silly but they seem to believe it. I did not think France had such strange customs.

[thrillofchase]

As a gentleman, I hope you intend on rescuing the lady.

[prettyharbor]

Of course.

Though I may be a captive, I am still a warrior with honor.

[thrillofchase]

Splendid. You know, maidens rescued from the jaws of death tend to be very grateful if you catch my drift.

[prettyharbor]

I'm afraid I don't.