The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis ( Read more... )

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CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed ( Read more... )

Anna is walking.

brought my new car home today. well she's new to me. 1997 saturn sl1 gold with a manual transmission. $2495, $2000 after trade in and $2437 after tax tags and title. not a bad deal. and the best part is i did it all by myself.

S ubject: HAVING SONS ( Read more... )

ok the race is on. Bryan now only weighs like 5 pounds more than I. i am getting to be needing seriousness about this weight loss thing. so as of right now i wiegh 179.5 lbs and need a size 12 pant. waist 34 inches butt is 44 inches and the bust is 34 inches and thigh measures at 25 inches my god. ok the goal to be met are 28 inch waist ( Read more... )

In 1976 (the year you were born)
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1. I resolve to get into better physical shape. I am going to eat more frequently and better meals. And I am going to eat less candy and chocolate. I am going to need lots of help with this one. Any volunteers to come do pilates once or twice a week ( Read more... )

Harley's b-day is coming and all those who missed x-mas or didn't jan 20th 12 noon my house bring yourself to tell Harley happy 6 years of living and me not killing her. were did the time go my baby is turning 6.