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[prettyparadox]

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

Perhaps you've seen this pic:

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[prettyparadox]

Some woman made the news because she married a dolphin...pssh, as if gay marriage is controversial in comparison.

[goodnightsong]

I WANT THIS MONKEY

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/cute/chimpcute4.jpg

You do not fuck with monkeys.

But damn, with the dolphins...

[prettyparadox]

ISN'T THAT CRAZY? ABOUT CHIMPS KIDNAPPING AND KILLING BABIES??!??!!?JLAKD;FKK

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO GO TO SEA WORLD. :X

[maraudersaffair]

I think I would die if I ever came face to face with a hippo. D:

[beheld]

I won't picture zoo animals the same way again.
Although, I will admit anyone who thinks a GIGANTIC fucking animal like a hippo is safe deserves what they get, along with anyone who would touch a creepy ass platypus.. but the chimps and dolphins, I'm at a loss.

[prettyparadox]

The hippo, yeah, C'MON. YOU DON'T THINK PLATYPUSES ARE CUTE? THEY'RE LIKE REAL-LIFE POKEMON...whatever that means. XD

[beheld]

LOL, but LOOK AT THAT THING. Clawed webbed feet and a duckbill that looks like it could grab a whole arm... PASS. Although you won't catch me anywhere near any damn animal in the wild, I'll let others get attacked by rabid squirrels and killer birds.

[skep]

The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."

LULZ.

My uncle has a pet halfdingo.

Edited because I fail at html tags. Woe.

[prettyparadox]

LMFAO. I ♥ yew.

Edited b/c we can! :D