Dear Ben Noll,

[prettysweaty]

I hope, when you are rushing defensive lines, making celebrity appearances at local children's telethons, and signing autographs in the produce section of Schnucks, that you remember awkward makeouts and the sensual beats of 'N Sync's No Strings Attached in your gray Volvo Sedan

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[redtomcat]

NO FUCKING WAY wow you practically did a ram haha i love you and miss you tons.

[prettysweaty]

Funny thing is that he's probably the first and last successful ahtlete to come out of Priory. Everyone else is like...my brother.

How's Montana? What have you been doing? Aside from speeding...

Love you and miss you too. Let me know what's up.

[boltongirl]

i actually read about ben in the post last week and i forgot to tell you.
hope you are doing well. i miss you lots.

[madela]

Oh my god.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Not only do I know you, dear Catherine, but I know the girl to whom Ben gave his virginity. And I know his sister.
They're not the same girl.