ATTENTION PRETZCADETS!

[pretzelsalt]

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HELP!

Someone PLEASE link me to the Jon stewart Jizzaporium clip ASAP!!!

UPDATE!

This just in....fightingwords is the best person in the history of the planets and all their sparkly surrounding bits!

Comments

[fightingwords]

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=36003

[pretzelsalt]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

BLESSINGS ON YER HEAD!

[pretzelsalt]

poo....it's not working.

Try this one...

[simianiam]

http://mediamatters.org/items/200512080005

[mcfnord]

officially awesome.

Jon Stewart/pants

[askwhy]

Confession:

If I had to sleep with a man again in my life (unlikely, but hey), Jon Stewart would probably top my (extremely short) list of acceptable ones.

I don't have the pants-feeling at this time, being a lesbian and all -- but his political intelligence, humor and physical and cultural non-Aryan-ness turns me on in a sort of abstract way.

Yes indeed.

Re: Jon Stewart/pants

[pretzelsalt]

You are now the 8th lesbian to admit this to me.

hope_persists is starting a "dykes hot for Jon" club even.

I wonder if he is aware of this phenomenon?

Re: Jon Stewart/pants

[askwhy]

You are now the 8th lesbian to admit this to me.

So much for being the special unique snowflake!

Unfortunately, if he is hetero (is he? I have no clue), him knowing about this phenom would be something of a problem -- isn't there a whole "dykes exist for the pleasure of straight guys" cultural thing?

Speaking of -- my new boss, who is also a dyke! -- recently showed me a really funny segment from the Daily Show about this anti-gay-marriage asshole in Massachusetts. I forget who the reporter was, but the whole thing was really funny.

The theme was looking at if/how gay marriage has harmed MA. My favorite part was when the reporter was interviewing the asshole, and asked him if gay people marrying has harmed his ability to have intimate relations with his wife. PRICELESS.