Tyngsboro Police (1:01:45 PM): Will the heron put the girl in the hospital for a weekend?
Tyngsboro Police (1:01:56 PM): cuz the stork certainly will.
MasNoMas (1:02:18 PM): It will if I jam it beak first into her vagina.

Dear LJ friends ( Read more... )

Last night seemed like it was going to suck. It was hours of sitting around wondering "what should we do tonight?" 6 people could not think of anything to do ( Read more... )

My boss got a 1 and 3/4 inch hole drilled in my cigar box today. The hygrometer fits snugly in the hole. This makes Tommy a very happy boy. Now I just need to re-calibrate the hygrometer, and get some distilled water for the humidifier. I am very excited to have happy cigars again ( Read more... )

Mother, should I build a wall?

I like Portsmouth ( Read more... )

So, I don't want to get all emo, but does anyone else feel like they're not getting out of life what they put into it? I totally feel that way. I feel governed by the almighty dollar. Stuck in the trap that most americans get stuck in. Work, work, work. Money, money, money. Bills, bills, bills. It's not like I'm realizing this for the first time, ( Read more... )

That's right, and I love the Dashboard feature. My favorite Widget is the Clear Sky Clock widget. It makes me look smart, especially now that I can read it. It looks like this:



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That's right. Come to Portsmouth. All you jerk-asses ( Read more... )

Yesterday I saw a girl who looked EXACTLY like Leah Remini.

That is all.