An open letter to people who try to do something cute/clever on their answering machines/voicemails

[prhea]

Fuckin' knock it off. It's not cute, and it's not clever, it's just annoying. Stop it.

I know you think it's cute to listen to your child talk, but some of us prefere hearing a message from a person who can speak clearly, and who doesn't have a high pitched voice.

And that whole thing with "hello? hello? speak up! who is this? gotcha, it's my

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[iners]

Amen to that.

Although I might wrap a message for my answer-phone....

[iners]

And also rap.