[088] [voice/action/4th wall SMAAAASH]

[priceoftruth]

[...why are all of my characters leaving the high school for this event.

WELL, HERE'S AN ED, leaving the high school with some notes in hand and stopping cold for a second when he sees the new people.]

This is--

[...] Shit. Again?!

((ooc: anything goes, with an added commentlog/action bonus! BUG HIM FOREVER ♥))

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[isateenykitty]

[Runrunrun-- COLLIDES INTO]

[priceoftruth]

[Walking walking quietly sneaking away from this clusterfuck of wtfery-- OOF.] --The hell?!

[...A small child? Staaaare.]

[isateenykitty]

[sabdgjkdsagsd] Sorry.

[priceoftruth]

Don't worry about it. [Kneels down to collect his scattered notes. There's something familiar about this kid, and it's kind of weird. Huh.]

Hughes has to troll through the Fourth Wall.

[idkmybffroy]

[ OH SHIT IT'S A HUGHES GET BACK IN THE- too late. ]

EDWARD~!

this is totally, completely and utterly 100% JUST. AS. PLANNED.

[priceoftruth]

[Oh god I recognize that voice. NO ESCAPE. NO SALVATION. LOVE IS OVERRRR.]

L-- ...Brigadier General Hughes?!

GASP.

[idkmybffroy]

[ People and their 'Brigadier General', jeez. BUT he'll take what he can get. ]

He recognizes me, then~! Excellent! [ Now. ] I don't suppose you could tell me where I am?

[priceoftruth]

[yeah well that's what happens when you get promoted, dude]

Who wouldn't? [You're hard to forget, you know. All that daddy-ing behavior and the, you know, DYING and all.]

It's called Discedo. The city, that is. We're not in Amestris or anywhere nearby...this is a planet --or world, if you want to put it that way-- called Fortuna.

[explosivewoof]

[ What.

WHAT.

HI, PERSON. There is a dog staring awkwardly at you. ]

1/2

[priceoftruth]

[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DOG GET IN THE CA--]

[priceoftruth]

[...oh wait you're not big enough to sit on me.]

...The hell are you staring at, mutt?

[explosivewoof]

[ You, obviously. Sniff sniff.

One of your hands smells funny. Brb taking a good close look at your not!arm. ]

[unwielded]

Let me guess. Tourist season in the land of midgets?

1/...........this could take a while

[priceoftruth]

Tourist seas--

[priceoftruth]

[...]

[priceoftruth]

[.............]

[warmandfluffy]

[...FAMILIAR STARE. She's little and won't be as cold to you as the bigger one, don't worry.]

[priceoftruth]

[...Stares right back for a second.]

Rika?

[warmandfluffy]

...hi! Wow! You know my name! I'm really popular!

[priceoftruth]

[...] Heh. Not a bad word for it. A lot of people here know you.