http://sean.terretta.com/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads-charles-warnke

An excerpt (my favorite part):

Date a girl who doesn’t read because the girl who reads knows the importance of plot. She can trace out the demarcations of a prologue and the sharp ridges of a climax. She feels them in her skin. The girl who reads will be patient with an ( Read more... )

Hey,

It was too much text to type a response on my phone and I didn't know how to explain to you what I felt.

When I hang out with you, I don't think you consider what might be comfortable for me. You do what is comfortable for you, and assume I will speak up if at some point you are making me uncomfortable.

To me, there are a set of ground rules ( Read more... )

A comic strip idea popped into my head while I was waiting at the Jack in the Box drive thru (tacos, yum). By the time I got home, I was so focused on singing Mario Kart Love Song with no musical accompaniment, I forgot what my idea was. I wandered around the house racking my brains, trying to remember the idea. I started coming up with new ideas, ( Read more... )

I should probably put a ban on listening to Zedd's "Clarity", but I really like that song. It breaks my heart a little when I hear it, because the lyrics make me think of M, but I enjoy the song enough to grind through the pain in it ( Read more... )

Why do Lay's potato chips ALWAYS smell like a bag of farts? They don't taste that way, but they certainly reek of it, no matter what flavor you buy.

^That is not a song lyric. It's the truth.

You're just jealous 'cause I'm young and in love
Your stomach's filled up, but you're starved for conversation
You're spending all your nights growing old in your bed
And you're tearing up your photos 'cause you want to forget... it's overWhen I'm in a shitty mood, I sing this to myself to ironically stab at the ten years it's taken for me to ( Read more... )

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/8-signs-you-are-actually-a-cat/

outside there is a dog in a santa suit ( Read more... )

I made the first draft of a poem. I don't feel super confident about it yet but there are lines I like.

The wine leapt forth
with eager force
Slipped free from its round cage.
Each sloppy slosh
A siren's song
Sweet lion, I am weak. The chase was short ( Read more... )