Ahhh summer. Kids playing. Birds chirping. And me screaming as I plunge 5-039842-0394-20384091802983140928 million miles a second to my doom at Cedar Point
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J exspresses his thoughts on the prevolant "fatties" and his near death exspiriance(s).
anonymous
July 31 2004, 00:07:57 UTC
Fat people suck! And the reason that they eat so damn much is because they’re depressed because they’re fat… “To fat to be Happy”-there is one reason and one reason only that the “fatties” exist! And that is (drum roll please?!) is to entertain us skinny folk by doing polaties on pay-per-view! That’s awesome! I’ve never scene anything so funny! A fat sweaty guy struggling to do polities; as his wife is cheering him on. I’ll tell ya something! In Karate there was this kid that weighed about 250 pounds (I think his mom forced him to go) and he was a red belt… Fat kid, red belt-he earned the nickname “big Red” the funny thing was (this is no joke) one day after the first set of Kadas he sat down (during break) and pulled out a mashed up granola bar out of his uniform, now I like to imagine that it was a six inch meatball sub, but that’s not the case… he also had a horrible time trying to contain the methane gas in his lower G.I… Also another funny thought a really tiny skinny midget man having sex with a huge fat girl as she is eating
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