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Two Jizzobs (<---- eww) .... One me... Or is there?
I'm really starting to enjoy my lizife ( Read more... ) -
An eventful day full of angry black women and fainting
So this morning around 3:00, I wake up and begin to spin in bed. Well I'll be god damned... I'm sick again. So I stay awake till 5:00 to call my mom and send over the thermometer and some medicine before she went to work... Then 6:00 comes and I call in to work to get the day off... then 7:00 came and I called Kaiser to see if I could go in... TADA ( Read more... ) -
Same fucking conversation each time i come over
Well last night I was pretty drunk....
I'm so tired of coming to my mom's and her telling me the same shit over and over.... It's so annoying.. The only reason i'm here right now is for the internet....
She just cares, and that pisses me off I guess. -
Johnny Cash Rules!!!
I love Cocaine Blues... -
Another year of wasted time...
I thought by this time I would have been a millionaire ( Read more... ) -
Fuck Electric!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.... I got a manual typewriter.
It's motha fuckin Tizzight.
It's seafoam green... -
Nothing makes my mouth salivate more than a rotating chicken carcass
Well here's an update on my life ( Read more... ) -
"That doesn't even smell like Christmas tree... It smells like a pin tree."
So... Work threw me in the tree lot... It's fun, with the exception of the cold. We celebrate as trees are slaughtered. hahahahaha ( Read more... ) -
An unfinished brain and a case full of abortions
God today was very stressful. I won my debate on abortions. It was pretty cool; so far me and my partner Penny are 2 and 0. We made it to the Semi Finals ( Read more... )
