Bes' Recognize!

[primalcivil]

"...Jacob Wallace Clark Yanni is the most spectacular powerful manly man of all time. He reeks of battle prowess and potential glory. All women are subconciously drawn to his amazingly primal appearance and mannerisms. They are drawn to the subtle precense of his superior pheremones. If the whole world were to end right this second, and Yanni were

Comments

¡Its Jake From Clif!

[wotrombone]

So. Insteed of Massive Inbreediung Why Not have a Slightly Less Massive Breddeding of only every other generation andUse your Powers to call another, your equal or almost. Anyways Some theiories sayy that all came from onwe woman…. I Wish I Had A Cartroonized Picture of My Face.

[faye_madison]

I just realized that I wouldn't be one of the surviving women

and if I was, I'd probably be the only one to not bear your spawn

This saddens me.

[pipsqueeker]

Mr Yanni. I haven't heard from or about you in oh so long. I have to say that i miss you, and i could use a big threatening man like you out here in ohio... I like the idea of making many Yannis... except, then every one would be the same, and it would all be so boring with no icky non-yannis for the Yannis to defend the world against. If that makes any sense at all. Much love as always. Becca

[papercrane2]

I call some sort of dibs on your time over break.

I would not breed with you.

But I might help you hunt women.

Miss ya

You'll love my new rat.

[eckstraordinary]

can i just say that scares me a lot?