For those who enjoy in-character Vampire writing, I think this is some of my finest yet.

Good evening, my esteemed harpy colleagues. Here I present a consolidated report for the month of July, which includes some juicy rumors and background information about both our city and others. I have no doubt that it will satisfy your rarefied taste.

( A most scathing and delicious harpy report... )

President Obama ( Read more... )

If anyone knows about anything interesting or unusual going on in / near Pittsburgh for the 4th, I would love to hear about it. :)

I'm looking to start an '80s cover band. I already have a male singer (me) and possibly a female singer (Ruthi), but still need a guitarist, bassist, drummer and keyboardist. Being able to sing also would help, as would being in the Pittsburgh area.

So come on, let's do this thing.

Just by way of explaining... there used to be a "rant" page on the White Wolf site, one that was pretty hilarious. And the writer's guidelines for Vampire: the Masquerade were similarly hilarious in a rage-filled way. I hope you all enjoy, courtesy of the Wayback Machine.

Rants

Writer's Guidelines

This is part of a thread from the Camarilla masquerade-ooc list from today. I hope you all enjoy it ( Read more... )

Lately my life has begun to feel like an endless string of work and television. Work I haven't been appropriately withholding tax money from, that is, and television that in many cases I've seen before. This is a symptom of a larger problem, namely indulging addictive behavior to distract myself from the fact that I'm not really very happy with how ( Read more... )

This is an exchange I've had with a woman who contacted me about a recently purchased eBay item. It was purchased two days ago, and the item description clearly stated I would mail it within 5 business days. and also had a cheaper shipping option for those who wanted a Priority Mail envelope instead of a box (less padding possible, but cheaper).

( Cut for long insanity )

I'm looking for a 3rd player for a game of Unknown Armies, a role-playing game of modern magic and horror. It's most likely going to be set in a group home for young people (age 18 - 25) recently released from mental hospitals, so your character will need to have some reason he or she was in there, but otherwise you can play whatever kind of person ( Read more... )

Today, while I was working in Shadyside, someone smashed my front passenger-side window and took my GPS and my laptop case, which had all my work tools and CDs in it. Thankfully, my laptop was at home, so I still do have it and all the data that's in it. However, it looks like all or almost all of what happened today is not going to be covered by ( Read more... )