(145a) Steady Pimpin' Bitches Through My Website
I'm going to try not to make this TOO obscure (plus I seem to listen to a lot of instrumentals and music with muffled vocals), so I'll skip around a bit. I'll still do the "embarrassing" ones, though!
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play in a blog entry, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Which means artist and song title.
1. "I started to write this song about you, then I decided that I would write it all about love."
2. "Nobody knows we're falling // show them what we've forgotten"
3. "So take your time, I wonder if you're here just to use my mind..." -The Verve, "Slide Away" provided by mermaidshotel
4. "A reply was not expected, the question was not asked..."
5. "Hello, boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats!"
6. "Well, I'm not in love with anyone, but I could fall in love with you." -The Chills, "Wet Blanket" provided by southerndave
7. "London town: 1730, women drunk, children dirty!"
8. "Don't mean nothing in particular when I say I've looked too hard, I talk too much when I get a chance, you mediate, but you move too fast."
9. "When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies..."
10. "Well, now, everything you got is in excess, and it goes without saying it's got to be the best, from your swimming pool to your daddy's racing car, to that senseless, useless bomb shelter in your backyard!"
11. "Get back, get back again and again, I've been here since I can remember when, my life is a boat being blown by you, nothing ahead, just the deepest blue..."
12. "My head on the ground with my mouth full of dirt, your foot in my face is what keeps me alive,"
13. "Deep in the country the factories hide, where they make the missiles that run our lives."
14. "Uncle Ricky, would you read us a bedtime story, please, huh, please?"
15. "One, two, stupid! Three, four, dumb! Five, six, idiotic!"
16. "At this late stage of the game, you cannot tell if it is night or if it's daytime // And I've come around to your door to muck around and make mince-meat of your life!" -Hunters & Collectors, "I Couldn't Give It to You" provided by southerndave
17. "You know there's always someone out to spoil your fun // when your fun has just begun."
18. "Don't ask me questions or tell any lies, tell any lies // And don't try to use me up, I don't want to see you cry, see it in your eye..."
19. "Could I ever explain this feeling of love, it just lingers on, the fear in my heart that keeps telling me which way to turn."
20. "Move inside my daydream like fingers in a glove..."
21. "Sometimes I wonder if you'll have a dream about me, or will I stay or will I fall into some memory?"
22. "I got a new dress on tonight, but it don't matter how I look no more // I see you standing in the light, and I'm hiding in the shadows." -The Renderers, "A Touch of Evil" provided by southerndave
23. "How are you supposed to tell when it's true and when you're only fooling yourself? Say it over and over that it's still enough, finding only bitterness where there once was love..."
24. "Lost my shape // trying to act casual." -Talking Heads, "Crosseyed and Painless" provided by uptightfish
25. "You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh, the fundamental things apply..." "As Time Goes By", originally composed by Herman Hupfield and performed by countless artists (see comments), semi-provided by southerndave
26. "I don't need you to love me, I don't need you to care, take your body from by me, be yourself over there..."
27. "Don't want him, but she can't bear to tell him // Don't love him, love is uncompromising..."
28. "The weatherman is calling, calling, calling // The weatherman's informing of a bright new day..."
29. "In the marbled reception hall, I received a three band gold ring from Mark, a token of esteem..."
30. "Chamillion gave me the bitch, she was already a star // Now all these niggaz wanna fuck my car!"