me·tar·ba·tion
n. Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse resulting directly from sexual fantasies of the feeling resulting from exciting one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. ( Read more... )

I woke up from a romantic dream to a sky part Half-Life 2, part Vanilla Sky, and part (holy shit, the real world looks just like a videogame!^@&!)


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1. SHattY - / - ALLEGRO IN CASTLEVANIA (4:59)
2. Estradasphere - http://remix.overclocked.org/ / - Super Mario Bros. 2 SuperBuckJazz OC ReMix (2:35)
3. The Juliana Theory - Understand This Is A Dream / - The Closest Thing (4:09)
4. Incubus - Alive At Red Rocks / 3 - Monuments And Melodies (5:05)
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Lisa: Ahh I want those motherfucking lobby cards.
Rahul: materialisa
Lisa: Sosfdsja;lfdjslwhat
Lisa: I like to decorate my room with hot boys.

My Indian cousin Mithu (29) had a daughter 2-3 weeks ago:


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[08.11.2004 08:10:22] Rachel: nothing like blasting the fuck out of Germans with giant fucking shotguns

Hey Trev: did you know Avril actually has a couple of decent tunes?
Don´t Tell Me though, makes me want to beat her up with my dick.

Because they are dicks.
DICKS
Matt isn´t a dick.

Any man would be proud to have a dick like yours, Rahul.

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