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This morning my mother woke to the sound of the Super Mario Bros theme tune. She thought I was playing a game or something and went down to see why I was up at 6:30. There was no one there ( Read more... )

[14/10/04][01:19:09] Hello?
[14/10/04][01:19:20] Might I assume that you are Indian?
[14/10/04][01:19:31] you would assume 50% correctly
[14/10/04][01:19:39] I see
[14/10/04][01:19:49] I'm a pro-British Indian
[14/10/04][01:19:53] What do you say to that?
[14/10/04][01:19:59] what is a pro-british indian
[14/10/04][01:20:15] I think India ( Read more... )

[12.10.2004 03:49:02] Rahul: i don't read anymore ( Read more... )

[08.10.2004 00:46:12] Rachel: But I bet you didn't have the coolest toy EVER ( Read more... )

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So apparently Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark movie sucks ass. Who'd have figured?

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[04.10.2004 18:08:26] Rachel: what kind of names do you like that are unpopular ( Read more... )

Foul snake despair
Where once you wreaked my misery
Another toils there
For long lost Gabrielle
Whose nightly spreading grin
Persists in other faces
By whom I’m slowly taken in

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