the bible wasnt written by jesus, it was written by his friends and we cant trust or believe them. I mean you know how stupid your friends are and how they can never get your stories right....because theyre alwasy drunk.

after mcas today i went to all 3 lunches and then spent 7th in the auto shop instead of spanish....i love the mcas

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Essay Contest
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Sex

4) Mystery

Could you do it?

The prize winner wrote:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"

oh yes. and also friday night was the fuinnest night ive had in a long lnog time. laser tag in teh cemetary. yes. imagine how fun that was. you all shoudl come play with us when we get more shit. ohhhhh yeah. the cops busted us and told us top go home tho. fucking bitches. besides that, fri night ruled and is definetly approved.

kenny terril officially made jay bauman his bitch at work today. ask me what happeneif you really care. that is all.

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