Ridiculous stuff found on the interwebs...

[primordial_soup]

So...I found on the interwebs a "translation" of Rammstein's song, "Du Hast".
This, being the interwebs, was translated by someone with about as much working German as myself. Which is none.

I am a fan.

Du
You.

Du hast
Your hat.

Du hast mich
Your hat's nice.

Du hast mich
Your hat's nice.

Du hast mich gefragt
Your hat's nice for Fraggles.

Du hast mich gefragt
Your hat's nice for Fraggles.

From this day forward, I will now be singing this song with the new-and-improved English lyrics. :)