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[primrosegamgee]

So... remember I went to the beautician to try and sort out my skin tone?

Well, there weren't any mirrors in the beauty parlor, and I don't have any.

Until now.

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!

Comments

[mayorsamgamgee]

HOLY SHIT!!!

I mean...uh....

[primrosegamgee]

YAY!

You're my favouriteist dad in the whole wide arda.

yes.

prehaps you should give some kind of kingly order to have the foul menace that ruined my hair executed?

[mayorsamgamgee]

:):):)

Well, Lord Samwise is Just but Fair. I'll have him put in the stocks for a day and a night, hunny. Then you can kick him in the ass and ruin his hair!

[primrosegamgee]

YAY!!!

::bakes cookies for you::