Dig this.

[prince_of_air]

So I'm in Jersey right now, solemnly awaiting an event I thought I would never have to face in this capacity again

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[haplochant]

A stretch Hummer? Oh god...

Well, I'm sure you'll be a very pretty piece of arm-candy, however you were duped into it.

Good fucking luck with this one. ;)

[prince_of_air]

I suppose it would be unfair if I didnt say that I actually ended up enjoying myself, huh?

[anonymous]

Don't worry, you'll soon be happy...when you get back in town we'll smoke together and everything will seem so, so much better...especially if you're smoking my weed. Free things are fun. :)
-Liz