Today is my last day on this ship ( Read more... )

You never believe that you can spray a seagull off of a dock with a water hose.

Until you try.

And succeed.

I never feel good about checking my bank account.

Every so often, large amounts go in, while all the while smaller amounts are constantly being taken out.

But I just love buying stuff so much.

Is that so wrong?

I would always wonder if you were happier because you were honest.

But then that didn't make any sense.

You were always pretty enough.

and I know that's what kept you alive.

My shell cracked today.

I didn't hate myself for it as much as I thought I would.

Bricool2001: uggh i cant beleive i was ever a virgin ( Read more... )

SEXY A (3:51:46 AM): Sup ( Read more... )

We're out here in North Myrtle Beach at the Barefoot Landing Resort ( Read more... )

May 5th is my tentative last day of work here ( Read more... )

I read this, and I didn't laugh, but I apparently liked it enough to repost it here....

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.