Oh gosh, I hope no one of authority reads this extremely sensitive information........

[prince_of_liars]

I am writing this to inform everyone that the gigantic weekend-long premarital sex orgy rave trip I had planned for later this week is still happening. Everyone needs to bring thirty dollars to the party to cover all the expenses. This will pay for the alcohol which will be distributed freely throughout the duration of the party along with all of

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[disnaster]

i love the aqua teen references. keep em' coming matt2eirl

noice

[anonymous]

i want to print this out and leave it on the copier at work. sweet.