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[prince_prat]

What is this place? I could not have strayed that far into the forest, and I refuse to believe that anything less than black magic is to blame for this. Perhaps my father was right, if this is what comes of it.

I can't seem to find my sword either. The idiot probably got lost as well. Wonderful.

When I find who did this to me, there will be

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[lpotter]

Aternaville, Canada.

And your problem with magic is?

[prince_prat]

Where the hell is Canada? I've never heard of such a place before. Is it in Albion?

My problem with magic is simple. It took me here. I do not want to be here. Therefore, whatever sorcerer thought it would be funny to send me here needs to be punished.

[lpotter]

On North America, mate. The other side of the Atlantic from Britain. I don't think it's in Albion...

I don't know that a sorcerer has the power to send you here from...where are you from?

[prince_prat]

I don't understand what you're talking about. Where is...Never mind. I doubt I'll be getting any answer from you that will make sense.

Camelot. Don't tell me you've never heard of it.

[moirabyrne]

Canada, Earth, 2008.

And not all magick is bad. Arse

[prince_prat]

Are you daft? Of course this is Earth. I You must be mental. No magic I've ever seen is that powerful.

I have to grant you that. But whatever magic this was, was not of the favorable sort.

[moirabyrne]

No, not daft. I was saying because some people who've come here didn't know what planet we were on. You really shouldn't underestimate magick...even if I'm pretty certain that it wasn't what brought you here.

Hm.

[prince_prat]

You are the second person to have mentioned others coming here in the same manner as myself, but no one has offered forth a means to return home.

Hm. Is that all you have to say for yourself?

[lulu8889]

Earth. :)

I'm guessing it's not magic. Lots of people got here accidentally.

Why do you need a sword?

[prince_prat]

Is everyone hear mentally incapacitated? There is no other place habitable, but Earth.

What do you mean?

Because someone has misplaced mine, and I refuse to be unarmed in a strange place.

[lulu8889]

No, are you? And yes, apparently there is.

I meant that people turn up here all the time from outside of their home.

People don't use swords anymore. Haven't in years. Decades even.

[prince_prat]

No! Of course I'm not. But one must question the answers he receives when they make no sense at all.

It's called travel. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Are you lying to me?

[secretsorcerer]

Oh dear. You know, your manner of speaking is disturbingly familiar...

[prince_prat]

Is it? Odd. Yours isn't.

[secretsorcerer]

Sorry, sorry. It's just-- you er, you remind me of a friend.

What's your name? I've only just arrived here too... as involuntarily as you did, as it were. I'm Merlin.

It must be you... how many great arrogant berks who hate magic could have possibly been wandering round the forest with an 'idiot' at the same time? I sincerely hope I'm right...

[prince_prat]

You idiot! What did you do? Whatever you got us into undo it right this instant!