27 - Pranks?

[princeangel]

Alright, who did this? Who broke into my room and left this... this... I don't even know what it is. It looks like a giant pink turd or something. I don't care why it's in my room or how it got there. This isn't funny at all. Honestly, some people here have no class. If you're going to prank someone, at least do it with style. This is just

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[crescentpanels]

Oh goodness, a pink... 'turd'? [UNFAMILIAR HUMAN SLANG, what is a turd supposed to be. :| She will look that up right now doot doot doot doot-

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Oh. Oh. Ew.]

And it is moving? Are you quite sure that is not an egg or a creature? Perhaps a creature if its surface is not quite hard. This may seem unfavorable, but have you perhaps covered your hand in tissue paper and touched it?

[princeangel]

Why would someone leave an egg in my room? That makes even less sense.

I am not touching that thing.

[crescentpanels]

I am not quite sure, but perhaps there could be many a reason. Perhaps someone received this egg and hadn't wished to take care of it? Or do you not have a pet? Do you suppose that it would lay an egg in your dorm room? [sob Jeff she is trying to help. Somehow. At least she's not being like Goose.]

Then would you not allow someone to touch it? Someone could quite possibly examine it for you, no? I am not of the qualifications, but someone else surely could for you~

[princeangel]

If they couldn't take care of it, they shouldn't have gotten it in the first place. Or they should have taken responsibility and given it to someone who could take care of it. Not someone who doesn't want it.

I don't have a pet. [Pause.] But my roommate does. I swear if that stupid thing laid an egg...

Yeah, sure. I'll find someone. There's gotta be someone on campus who at least recognizes what this thing is.

[badasscopters]

Y'know what? Sounds to me like some kinda unicorn floated into your room and took a crap. Gotta be.

[s-snerrrrkkk why is this funny for him] Need someone to check it out for you, kid?

[princeangel]

... A unicorn.

[Wow Goose. And Jeff was starting to think that only half the teachers here were irresponsible losers with no maturity whatsoever. Way to prove a point.]

I don't need your help.

[badasscopters]

... C'mon, you had to know I was pullin' your leg, kid. [Goose is going to die laughing if he took it seriously. Then again, a lot of things one might not take seriously can happen in this school, so...]

You sure about that? What if y'don't get help? Might wind up stepping on it and thinking it's gum. Can't have that happen. Just too dangerous.

[princeangel]

Obviously. I was simply astounded by your childish antics to even attempt at such a lame, idiotic excuse of a joke. If it could even be called that.

It's too large to step on. Though if no one claims it soon, I might as well. Or just throw it out. I wonder if the school has an incinerator.

[things_go_boom]

A giant...pink turd.

Can you put your camera online and let me see?

[princeangel]

I didn't know how else to describe it.

[Doop doop video. The camera is pointed to the pink thing on his bed.]

Do you see it?

[things_go_boom]

Yeah it looks like...a pink sphere. you sure it's not a Jillgypuff or Kirby?

[princeangel]

I'm not too sure what a "Jillgypuff" is.

But Kirby is that pink puffball who attends classes, right? No, this thing doesn't have hands or feet. Well, nubs. You know what I mean.

[pitticus]

[Pit is currently in the library working on class research, so he isn't in the same general area as Angelbutt. %D]

Pink turd? What's that?

[princeangel]

... Do you mean the mysterious object that randomly appeared in my bed or the term "turd"?

[pitticus]

Both would be nice!

[princeangel]

[Insert facepalm here.]

If you want the definition of "turd," look it up on-line.

As far as the other...

[Video is go! Jeff points the camera at the rather pink object on his bed.]

That.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Kinda looks like candy.

[princeangel]

I wouldn't want to eat it.

[majorcrotchgrab]

.. Now that I look at it, it also kind of looks like an egg.

[princeangel]

Ugh, I hope not. Pit already has that obnoxious pet. I don't think our room could stand another pest.