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Outstanding Evidence That Everyone in My Fandom is a Freak of Nature (Except for me)
Xanxus:
* Can produce fireballs out of thin air
* Was trapped in ice for 8 years and never froze to death
* Abnormally tall
Squalo:
* Has no left hand
* Despite having mastered every sword style in existance, is a complete and total idiot.
* He's never lost his voice. Not once in 22 years. Not even with all that screaming.
Lussuria:
* Necrophiliac
* Has a metal plate in his knee
* Ugly
* Perverted
* Necrophiliac. Isn't that enough?
Leviathan:
* He's Levi. If you wanted a list of everything that's wrong with him, it would be a book.
Mammon:
* Uses his snot when he needs to draw a map.
* Is a baby.
The Rest of the Arcobaleno:
* Adult brains in baby bodies. That should be more than enough.
* Baby Reborn looks like he should be a float in a parade
Sawada:
* Hair has a tendency to catch on fire without warning, and it doesn't bother him
* Is a legendary failure at everything he does
Gokudera:
* Even though he's as bad a smoker as Rainbow and inhales all that smoke from his dynamite, he's still in perfectly good health.
Yamamoto:
* Is fairly good at swordplay despite being lobotomized at a very early age.
Sasagawa:
* Is fairly good at boxing despite missing a brain entirely.
* Loudness to rival Squalo
Hibari:
* School fetishist
* Invincible. Of his own accord, could withstand the poison that would have killed his teammates.
Cow Baby:
* A five-year-old with the mentality of a child half his age. Makes the rest of the brats look like geniuses.
* Can grow ten years older instantly and on a whim.
* A walking lightning rod
* Seemingly invincible
Skull Girl:
* No internal organs or right eye. Probably no vocal cords, either, seeing as how she's so quiet.
* A walking skeleton
* Stupid hair
Rokudo Mukuro:
* Stupid hair
* Stupid eye
* Stupid laugh
* Creepy
Cake Girl:
* Obsessed with cake, despite a lack of any aspirations to become a pastry chef
* Perpetually and abnormally cheerful
Bucking Horse:
* Is extremely clumsy only some of the time. Really, Bucking Horse, make up your mind.
* Probably a pedophile
Poison Scorpion:
* Worst cook in the world
* Confirmed pedophile
Trident Shamal:
* Womanizer
* Ugly
* Perpetually drunk
* Stupid enough to turn down the Varia when we invited him to join us
Me:
* Perfect in every way
I'm not talking about this weekend with any of you.
(ooc: Very image heavy!)
Xanxus:
* Can produce fireballs out of thin air
* Was trapped in ice for 8 years and never froze to death
* Abnormally tall
Squalo:
* Has no left hand
* Despite having mastered every sword style in existance, is a complete and total idiot.
* He's never lost his voice. Not once in 22 years. Not even with all that screaming.
Lussuria:
* Necrophiliac
* Has a metal plate in his knee
* Ugly
* Perverted
* Necrophiliac. Isn't that enough?
Leviathan:
* He's Levi. If you wanted a list of everything that's wrong with him, it would be a book.
Mammon:
* Uses his snot when he needs to draw a map.
* Is a baby.
The Rest of the Arcobaleno:
* Adult brains in baby bodies. That should be more than enough.
* Baby Reborn looks like he should be a float in a parade
Sawada:
* Hair has a tendency to catch on fire without warning, and it doesn't bother him
* Is a legendary failure at everything he does
Gokudera:
* Even though he's as bad a smoker as Rainbow and inhales all that smoke from his dynamite, he's still in perfectly good health.
Yamamoto:
* Is fairly good at swordplay despite being lobotomized at a very early age.
Sasagawa:
* Is fairly good at boxing despite missing a brain entirely.
* Loudness to rival Squalo
Hibari:
* School fetishist
* Invincible. Of his own accord, could withstand the poison that would have killed his teammates.
Cow Baby:
* A five-year-old with the mentality of a child half his age. Makes the rest of the brats look like geniuses.
* Can grow ten years older instantly and on a whim.
* A walking lightning rod
* Seemingly invincible
Skull Girl:
* No internal organs or right eye. Probably no vocal cords, either, seeing as how she's so quiet.
* A walking skeleton
* Stupid hair
Rokudo Mukuro:
* Stupid hair
* Stupid eye
* Stupid laugh
* Creepy
Cake Girl:
* Obsessed with cake, despite a lack of any aspirations to become a pastry chef
* Perpetually and abnormally cheerful
Bucking Horse:
* Is extremely clumsy only some of the time. Really, Bucking Horse, make up your mind.
* Probably a pedophile
Poison Scorpion:
* Worst cook in the world
* Confirmed pedophile
Trident Shamal:
* Womanizer
* Ugly
* Perpetually drunk
* Stupid enough to turn down the Varia when we invited him to join us
Me:
* Perfect in every way
I'm not talking about this weekend with any of you.
(ooc: Very image heavy!)