I fear that I've posted this too late. But it can't be helped, I've been busy today. Fake officials don't assassinate themselves, you know.
Everyone should ignore anything
hatethehat says. He was dropped on his head as a baby, and I'm afraid he's turned out to be quite an idiot.
You see? He even has to wear a special hat to keep himself from getting hurt. I pity him, really. It would be a blessing to put him out of his misery. Fortunately, the prince is kind enough to do that.