I've decided I'm not coming home once the weekend's over. I like it here with Eyepatch too much ♥~

(ooc: lmfao this is the only time this mood will ever be used)

I didn't kill CWC. That was the April Fool's joke.

Annoying as he might be, do you really think I would take a day to fly to America just to deal with one pathetic manchild? Ushishishi, you're all so stuuuuupid. I have more important people to kill.

I'll still take that medal, though, Grease Monkey.

Eyepatch, you've been replaced.

( I have a new best friend now. )

All of this talk about American football is stupid.

None of those games had better interfere with my plans. April 1st will be my anniversary on this community, and I'm going to be throwing a party. Though, really, someone else ought to do it for me, since the prince has been kind enough to grace you with his presence for a year ( Read more... )

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( Yesterday, he grew one year closer to this )

Someone tried to steal my car when I went into the neighboring town today. And now the back seats are covered in blood.

It's all your fault, Squalo. I was out looking for a birthday present for you, after all.

Won't someone play with the prince~? It's been so boring here. One of you newcomers, perhaps! We could get better acquainted, shishishi.

I'll just leave this here.

( OOC CUT LIEK WHOA and plz ignore the bad shoop )

This can't be happening.

Cat catcatcatcatBIGCAT GET IT GET IT GET THE CAT

Levi destroyed my computer. Something about revenge for throwing his out a window. Shishishi, he's defective. I never did such a thing.

Hmmmm, what to talk about, what to talk about~ So much has happened since we last spoke! I saw a very entertaining movie the other day, and afterwards~ when I went out to play, I cut a man open, and took his ( Read more... )