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[princeclotpole]

[The Dreamberry is out of focus at first until finally, a washing machine comes into view. This washing machine to be precise and Arthur sighs heavily. A day. He’s been living on his own for one day and he’s already broken this stupid technology crap even when the man in the shop assured him that even an idiot could work it. Anyway, the

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[punchesbards]

[ Ezio is just laughing the entire time, shaking his head and reminiscing of what he had done when he first arrived, and how technologically impaired he was and for the most part still is. ] I doubt I could fix your machine, but I could come over and try. I only know a bit about them at the moment.

To be honest I prefer staying away from most of the technology if I can help it. Tell me if you find a lovely lady to help you, I might just have to come over and make sure everything is done properly. [ teasing~ ]

[ Smiles. ] It's no trouble, amico. I enjoyed your company. And I did. I'll make good use of that wine.

[princeclotpole]

[Frown for you for the moment Ezio. This is not regal or dignified. This is Merlin's job. But he does get up from where he's mopping at the floor and stand to talk to you.]

I think I really need someone who knows what they're doing but thank you for the offer. If it gets worse then I'll end up swimming.

[Ah, but now the grin is back. Yeah right, if a lady comes over here like he's going to tell you so you can come along with your accent. He remembers Ponce-a-lot Lancelot.]

Once I've mastered something that isn't a charred mess I'll invite you over seeing as you took me to the tavern upon my arrival.

[He will master roast chicken dinner. Somehow.]

[punchesbards]

[ laughs again. ] There's no one in town you could call? Perhaps the man that sold it to you?

[ Oh come on, he can be your wing man! ]

I can settle for that so long as you don't plan on poisoning me. [ teasing, again. it's usually obvious when he is. ]

[princeclotpole]

If a man says 'even an idiot can use this' and then you break the machine they sold you, you don't call them back.

[It's a matter of principle and the stiff upper lips Albion has.]

A pity, I was going to appoint you royal food taster. [He's totally kidding too. Do you see that big derpy grin?]

[highwarlockmb]

It sounds like all of your issues are domestic. Maybe you need to hire a maid and call it a day. Save the drinks for yourself.

[princeclotpole]

Well considering I won't have a steady flow of income I couldn't afford to pay one. And I'm more used to a manservant.

[He's not replacing Merlin. And hiring help would be just like that.]

[highwarlockmb]

A manservant? [Chuckle]

Honey, what century do you hail from?

[princeclotpole]

A perfectly acceptable term in my home.

[A pause and a sigh.]

I'm guessing several before you at least.

[[ooc: Merlin never actually states anything so...yeah |D]]

[smokesinspace]

....

[staring.

staring.]

You've gotta be *&^%#@! me [he seriously should just become the local Somarium mechanic/repair man.]

I'll fix the damn thing and teach you how to use it. What the hell'd you do to it??

[princeclotpole]

I did what the booklet [and here he is waving the rather soggy thing at the Dreamberry] told me to do!

And don't think you can talk to me like that!

[smokesinspace]

[oh God.]

You broke a goddamn washing machine, it ain't rocket science! Bet you put too much detergent.

[princeclotpole]

What the hell is rocket science? Oh and detergent too.

[namelessqueen]

My, my. How very polite.

[princeclotpole]

Sorry, today hasn't gotten off to the greatest of starts. I'm Arthur Pendragon, you might be?

[namelessqueen]

Sorry? What for?

I'm Diva.

[princeclotpole]

If I end up being frazzled or short with you.

[In the background there's a wet plop as he drops more soaked towels on the floor.]

Interesting name.

[princeclotpole]

I wouldn't be surprised if something suddenly exploded just from me looking at it in the wrong way.

[Put upon sigh. This is not the sort of thing princes should have to deal with.]

[princeclotpole]

Yes well at this rate I'd probably have been better off down at a river and beating my clothes on a rock and cooking over a campfire in the garden.