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[princeluster]

yo

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is that why you get so many utis?

[pedigree_charm]

"as a child i insisted that my arm was too short to wipe front to back and i maintain that it still is."
you've been wiping back to front? tsk tsk.

Re: is that why you get so many utis?

[pedigree_charm]

YOU are the one that gets so many utis, jerk.

[recuntulous]

i like to give myself a pat on the back for things that i never did too, like become addicted to cigarettes, or rob banks.