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[princeofdrama]

Oooohhh~! What is this place? A commoner's cathedral?! The one in Karuizawa, perhaps? It looks different from when I last visited, though they might have finally saved enough money to renovate!

If only I could have contributed! [Runs a hand through his bangs with a sparkle.] They would have engraved my name in the marble pillars, erected a

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[special_student]

[special_student]

Senpai, you haven't been kidnapped, you're just in Template.

[princeofdrama]

HARUHI! You've been taken, as well?! To kidnap a handsome rich man is one thing, but a simple commoner is entirely different! Don't fear, Haruhi, I'll keep you safe from further harm! [DIALING MADLY ON CELLPHONE BRB.]

[special_student]

Simple commoner...? Does this guy even think before he opens his mouth?

[takes the cell phone from him with a sigh] Those don't work here, Senpai. If you'd calm down, I could explain.

[gothicreverie]

That's putting it a bit strongly.

[princeofdrama]

THIS IS A MATTER OF VERY STRONG IMPORTANCE!

[gothicreverie]

[blink]

[princeofdrama]

[POINTS AT.] Where is your nearest hospital facility?

[timeforjam]

[Pokes head in.]

YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.

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[princeofdrama]

[princeofdrama]

[!!!]

[princeofdrama]

I-I knew it...

[nolassiezfaire]

Who are you calling a commoner, commoner?

[princeofdrama]

[ABRUPT TEMPORARY RECOVERY.] I'm afraid you are mistaken, young man~! I myself have never been a commoner in my existence! Though I may delight in the minor joys of the average commoner, and interact on a daily basis with a real live commoner in the flesh, I have not a drop of commoner in my pure flowing blood!

[nolassiezfaire]

[brb steeping back in horror]

... you're an philanthropic aristocrat, aren't you? Just my luck.

[princeofdrama]

[STEPS TOWARD. IN INTEREST.]

You are lucky indeed, aren't you!

[cloudsofwhite]

If you were kidnapped, wouldn't you be tied up or something?

[princeofdrama]

[OH A PRETTY GIRL. He is bowing low to you, chuckling lightly.] The thought has crossed my mind. But, my princess, what are you doing in such a place as this?

[cloudsofwhite]

I fell asleep on a train and woke up here.

[princeofdrama]

You came by a train? Such a dirty, dangerous way to travel... Do you know where the station is?