Posted tot he Network; No Proxy

[princeofknaves]

Enough is far too much.

I have killed over four-thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six people in my lifetime, Adstrigendum. That is, at the very least, one person for every week I have been alive. At least a third of that number is made up of men and women who could kill any of you with but a thought.

Please keep your "Oh, you don't know who you're

Comments

[pinkdeathgod]

That don' mean nothin' really, considerin' how easy it can be t' kill someone.

Voice;

[princeofknaves]

[ Silence, then, lips being smacked together ]

Ever try to drown someone who can breathe underwater?

Voice;

[pinkdeathgod]

[ A 'hmmm'ing noise is heard ]

I've never had t', but I'm guessin' ya just block off all their airholes an' have at.

Voice;

[princeofknaves]

[ AIRHORN TIEMZ ]

Nope, try again!

[armofgod]

Just a human. Everything about you screams regular, ordinary human.

Yet you've killed so many, and I doubt every single one was as ordinary.

So, you're right; it does make you dangerous. It's actually rather impressive to have done it on your skill alone.

1/2

[princeofknaves]

I DO WHAT MUST BE DONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF -- oh, wait, no I don't.

[princeofknaves]

And you are?

[armofgod]

Michio.

You're the man of the hour; I'm sure you're pleased.

[girls_and_toys]

I don't know. I seemed to have had the upper hand.

Locked | Scrambled Coding

[princeofknaves]

You can fly.

[Locked to the Joker]

[girls_and_toys]

Very true. That would put me at an advantage, wouldn't it?

[Locked to "The Miho"]

[princeofknaves]

Slightly. I forgot to click my heels together back at the warehouse~

[kin_slayer]

How is the game going?

[princeofknaves]

Beautifully. You aren't playing, though.

[kin_slayer]

I did warn you I lack a sense of fun.

But at least you're kind enough to let us in the audience keep up with the plot.

[ Locked | Scrambled Codes ]

[princeofknaves]

Only the Audience? Pity.

[princeofknaves]

[OOC: Comics. It's in the profile -- the icons are because, once upon a time, a writer had the Joker shot in the face and he gave himself a glasgow smile, basically. ]

I wonder if there's a way to block people from responding to these things.

[princeofknaves]

[OOC: He changes it a lot. Ace, Jack, Joe...It's hard to keep track in the logs xD ]

I'm just playing the parts I've been given -- who you fault a shark for devouring a mermaid?