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[princeofwriting]

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[getahippy]

me/Mizuki smut

me/Ootori smut

Shiraishi/you smut

[princeofwriting]

...I remember now why I didn't say "welcome back" to you.

[getahippy]

You asked for fics that I thought you'd never write. That's what came to mind.

[princeofwriting]

Right, right...

I'm trying to think.

[anonymous]

Tachibana/Chitose

[princeofwriting]

You're supposed to give me three choices so I can pick the less stupid one.

[getahippy]

... What the fuck.

[anonymous]

Mizuki joins the Spice Girls.

Tachibana and Chitose die a horrible death by getting eaten by a man eating cannabis plant.

Fuji and Inui do it at a prom.

[princeofwriting]

I like option #2, anon.

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"ROAR!" roared a man-eating pot plant.

"OH MY GOD NOW I GET WHY DRUGS ARE BAD WAAAHHHH!" said Chitose as he was eaten by said plant. His death was painful.

Tachibana started crying. "Senriiiiiii! ;___;" he yelled, his life over.

And then it was over.

All was quiet except for the occasional "ROAR!" from the man-eating pot plant.

[getahippy]

I read that as potted plant at first.

[princeofwriting]

"Cannabis" is harder to type.

[gekidasadaze]

ECHIZEN. THE WORLD HATES ME TODAY.

[princeofwriting]

Quick gimme a prompt for a drabble and I'll try to cheer you up.

Or we can... talk. Or something. I dunno.

[gekidasadaze]

HOW ABOUT DORITOS? COOLER RANCH DORITOS.

That's a good prompt.

[princeofwriting]

"Cooler Ranch Doritos..." Shishido said, puzzled. "Why do they call them that? Cooler than what?"

Saeki shrugged and stole the bag of chips from Shishido. "Cooler than the previous ranch flavor?" he suggested.

Shishido stared at the bag for about five seconds. "But that still doesn't make sense!"

Saeki shrugged again and elbowed Shishido in the side lightly. "Things don't always have to make sense," he teased, offering the bag to Shishido who took it greedily.

Shishido smiled and elbowed back. Before stuffing a handful of chips into his mouth, he said, "Nope. We both know your face doesn't."

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That was kinda lame. Sorry.